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blaze for hours, go to bed with the misses. time goes by, we need a rubber. i go looking for 20 minutes downstairs in the dark, only to discover (i already knew) she was on the pill. That high.

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July 10, 2017 at 11:15 am by BlazenEngland in - Sex Share Story [+]

im so high i can't tell if an orgasm or ice cream bar is more satisfying

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June 17, 2017 at 3:56 am by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

6 dabs of a rig and I'm in my girlfriends cost housing until her mom falls asleep so we can have sex. I wonder if I can even get hard. We'll see.

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November 30, 2016 at 2:41 am by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

can I get a large number 4 with barbecue sauce

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May 20, 2016 at 9:12 pm by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

I'm higher than a pair of cheese puffs on a cloud. I have nice biscuits and sweets. And I am going to curl up in a ball and watch tv.

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May 1, 2016 at 6:21 pm by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

my boyfriend and i are so fucking smacked. we tried having sex outside but he type got soft now im so sad. :((((((

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October 15, 2015 at 11:08 pm by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

I just smokin' bunch of blunts chillin on the deck get ma magic stick sucked by a blonde Scandinavian beauty with D-Cups. Guys do it like I did it, stop smoking shit, start focus on the bread and if u got the cash u can start smoking without any bad thoughts. Blaze up.

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May 18, 2015 at 6:41 pm by BeamerM6 in - Sex Share Story [+]

I just smoked a fat blunt and ate the 50pc mc nuggets with my gymnastic girlfriends and now she's sucking my cock as I post this Next I'm gonna bend her foward and plow her

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January 23, 2015 at 12:45 am by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

So my man is the regular smoker I only smoke once in a blue moon and guess what? It's a blue blue moon! Hahaha! (I'm tripping hard. And I'm typing? This is cool haha feel like I can type a novel in one night? Haha shit sorry back to the story) Yea so, I'm stoned! And I just wanted to share with the world that I just had the BEEEEEEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE! My man was eating my pussy while listening Jodeci "Freak You" that song is the best "fucking" song in history! ("fucking" as in a song to put you both in the mood for sex! LOL!) Mind you that song goes for 6 minutes long then the next song was Usher "Nice and Slow" and that goes for 4 minutes then we listen "Freak You" again after that, then right at the end of that song I came SOOOOOO HARD I tensed up like a rock! My abdominals, my arms, legs and thighs were curled up so fucken tight! My toes were stretching so hard felt like they almost fell off!! I held my breath what felt like 10 minutes while my body was cumming like a crackhead hitting the pipe!!! Then he fucked me like a jackhammer and I came another 5-6 times!! I wonder how much harder we can go? It's our 10 year anniversary next month and we gonna get fucken BAKED AND FUCK LIKE THIS AGAIN!!! Hahahahahahahaahahaha! I'm hungry and I'm out!

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January 22, 2015 at 9:04 am by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

I feel like I just sucked a gorilla dick my mouth is so dry. My penis is harder than a sun baked piece of dry dog shit. I would like to ram my penis into another dudes anus. Sex me please.

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January 3, 2015 at 4:28 pm by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]