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Fuck SOPA! Stoners unite

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January 22, 2012 at 7:52 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Yeh, so it is after exams and I bought a quarter for me and my mates to get high to. We were in this carpark and my mate was smoking a bong and hugging his gf at the same time. Shit was classic. Fuck, I am high and getting old.

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January 21, 2012 at 12:47 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Somwhere far out in the Universe two alien civilizations are fighting in space, but have no idea we exist. Isn't that crazy?

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January 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Dude, I'm Wearing a Bob Marley T-Shirt and smoking out of a Bob Marley Bong, What does it mean? Why does the Universe feel like the fuzzy underside of a peach? How can people not Smoke MaryJane and have sex?

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January 20, 2012 at 12:33 am by Freethink in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I burned my tongue on really hot salsa and it wont stop watering. It hurts. FIS.

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January 14, 2012 at 2:01 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

i love when my brother blows tokes in my face when im sleeping, and i wake up stoned af, o:)

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January 13, 2012 at 7:42 pm by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

Got so fucking stoned that I was crawling on the floor yelling "Guys, i SERIOUSLY think i'm retarded!!" I genuinely thought i went retarded. fiWs.

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January 13, 2012 at 2:48 am by Anonymous in - Party Share Story [+]

10:30 at night. One big bowl, all in one huge ass toke. Sitting here for I don't know how long just staring at the screen. So, so done. :D

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January 13, 2012 at 1:28 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

im so stoned i can't remeber what FIS means... someone help before my mind explodes.

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January 11, 2012 at 3:55 pm by molinalugodl in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

So stoned that i actually googled fuck im stoned and came across this.

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January 11, 2012 at 4:57 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

i really cant decide .. what would give most pussy? Being able to meditate with talking pandas .. or have a penguin as a pet.. FIS

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January 9, 2012 at 3:58 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

fuck. i was bored typed "fuck i'm high" and came here and wrote this.. :O

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January 8, 2012 at 7:21 pm by stoney in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

i'm high and i shampooed my hair and i drooled the shampoo on my head and i stood up and went to eat cookies and then i typed in google i'm stoned and i'm here and it took 5 trials to sign up and now here me

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January 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm by merdaccia in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

ohh man im so high right now and i needed the giggles and i thought to myself where is the best place to get the giggles of crazy ass storys!!! this place rocks my socks, man i need a blow job.. press "smoke on bro" if you really want a blow job too !!!! watching something about gypsys on tv, scat man !!!! WHOOOSSAAAA

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January 8, 2012 at 2:44 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

On January 6th: "looks like they are getting ready to start selling christmas trees"

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January 7, 2012 at 7:00 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Im so stoned i typed in fuck im too stoned help! I should not have eaten the second nutella biscuit. We are imitating animals in my room. Shit..

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January 7, 2012 at 6:17 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

wow happy new years 2012 and I wanna put my 50 cents in , bloody smoke on, smoke weeed , shout out to australia aussie aussie oi oi...im smoked out , bout to drop... peace

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January 6, 2012 at 11:31 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I cut a branch from my plants. Now i'm fuckin' stoned when i should be studying for a test.

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January 4, 2012 at 11:10 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I'm terrified of how you all are going to judge a post I made a couple of minutes ago, fis

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January 4, 2012 at 8:08 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I'm so high i'm thinking of different meanings to what you're all saying by accident and now I am a confused chap

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January 4, 2012 at 7:33 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

i just smoked one nice fucking joint right now.. at home, alone.. i need to stop fuckin evaporating.. faaacckkk..... lets go with it... :D

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January 3, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

sometimes my morning breath + hella dro reminds me of stale cheerios.

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January 3, 2012 at 12:26 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I'm stoned off my tits, watching Land Before Time. I love watching cartoons stoned, I'm like "Holy shit this is how I thought as a kid!" and it's totally true! Also am I the only one who's noticed how creepy Littlefoot's grandparents are? They're all *creepy smile, nudge grandson awake* bluch. And is Littlefoot's size accurate? Like, think about it, if your grandchild were only like half the size of your head by the time they could talk, I'd get them some fucking hormone injections or some shit man, that's cause for concern. I just read over this before posting it, Fuck I'm Stoned.

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January 2, 2012 at 5:32 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Why the fuck I'm listen to MGMT? hahaha

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January 1, 2012 at 7:43 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Sitting by the river with a gorgeous view of the city. This makes me feel so pretty ...

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December 29, 2011 at 8:45 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

am i alive? i love life i hope so

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December 28, 2011 at 6:41 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

does anyone get that feeling where youu SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING STONED....... you forget too breathe!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!! SO YOU GET UP AS IF YOU HAD A NIGHTMARE!!

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December 28, 2011 at 4:22 pm by HIGHTOPSHOELOVER1 in - Busted Share Story [+]

SKYRIM.... YES!! Im convinced this shit is real when Im FUCKED UP.

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December 28, 2011 at 4:10 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

typed in 'i'm stoned' on google, now reading stuff, yeee

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December 28, 2011 at 11:28 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

dude im so fucking stoneeeee !!! vermont rocks men !

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December 27, 2011 at 11:58 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

So we are sitting here reading the site (After a hollowed blunt and hash)and my buddy goes "What does tha muthafuxkin FIS stand for" we reply "Fuck I"M STONED!" and just started laughing

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December 27, 2011 at 2:03 am by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

I smoked like only five bowls of some OG kush, and Im fuckin blown now... I got to go to the place where i do the christmas shopping. peace FIS.

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December 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm by Freethink in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I ate a whole thing of chicken nuggets. Giggling at everyone's stories, bong on!

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December 23, 2011 at 10:28 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

i just smoked and I'm listening to some heavy metal and for some reason my dog has become an addict ... father like son

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December 22, 2011 at 1:44 am by pnbdash in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

......how did i get here?

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December 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I just smoked a joint from a hybrid Amnesia Haze & Blue Cheese im eating a peanutbutter jar with this weird thing i forgot the name of... u eat soup with it... and its delicious Wow, i'm soooo blazed

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December 21, 2011 at 7:52 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Just finished smoking the dankest green I'd ever seen and absentmindedly started lighting my lighter. As I stared into the flame, I said aloud, "man, I wish I had a lighter."

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December 20, 2011 at 8:27 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Fuck I'm stoned describes my life right now so well.

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December 19, 2011 at 10:41 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Fuck I'm baked right now, got to love Australian Hydros

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December 19, 2011 at 10:35 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm... I thought I knew wat to write about but I just forgot.

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December 18, 2011 at 3:07 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

hello im am so stoned that i dont know what to say, i typte in on google how stoned am i? and that got me here... so well i guess that im am fucking stoned... :D

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December 17, 2011 at 3:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

i made my friend stop his car in the middle of the road in front of my house so i could calm down.. the dubstep they were playing was trippin my brain out.... i felt like a motherfuckin astronaut fuck i was stoned

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December 16, 2011 at 11:16 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i am numb...too lazy to even press the space bar..

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December 16, 2011 at 4:28 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

Reading heaps of people here post their stories, I think its enough to lobby to congress to legalize marijuana for the entire country? am i right or am i stoned? LOLz

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December 16, 2011 at 1:57 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I'm so stoned i just typed in fuck I'm stoned and came here and wrote this. :O

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December 16, 2011 at 12:49 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

i decided to ask my mom for weed fuck im stoned

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December 15, 2011 at 4:28 am by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

i just proved why religion is a falsehood of mankind. it was epic and i think i just blew up their spot.. fuck i'm stoned.

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December 15, 2011 at 3:06 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I typed in damn i am stoned on google and it took me here. high as the skyyyyyy

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December 14, 2011 at 11:47 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I just feel pretty fucked. Dont even know whats going on

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December 14, 2011 at 8:22 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I just had this thought, "fuck this site its prolly run by the police, just to catch stoners and come follow and observe them" Are they already outside now? i'm not writing on this site fuck that, oh wait SHIT IM BUSTED

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December 14, 2011 at 3:19 pm by john smith in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

It's 10:50 AM. I'm stoned after a wake-and-bake, and eating crumpets. Life is good! I hope the postman brings me some more weed.

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December 14, 2011 at 6:09 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I just smoked two joints, and I'm listening to Classical metal fusion. I think I may be able to figure out the answers to the universe, it's all around us..... the plan.... Dude.........FIS!!! ...................Peace be to you, Partner in Stonedness.

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December 14, 2011 at 12:01 am by Freethink in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Play Skyrim stoned. Just do it.

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December 13, 2011 at 7:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Sitting down in the park watching the moon rise and I feel motion sickness due to the motion of the earth rotating FIS

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December 12, 2011 at 6:29 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

I typed in "man im fucking high" and it came here. So Yeah, Im High.

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December 12, 2011 at 3:23 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

my buttcheeks have tourettes i think idk man its fucked

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December 12, 2011 at 1:18 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

FUUUUU Fish Info & Services!

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December 11, 2011 at 9:14 pm by Anonymous in - Busted Share Story [+]

Im fucking stoned, man. Lst night I smoked 'too much' and was walking around town not knowing anything. THEN BAM! Next thing inkwo my heart's flipping out and im spinning around and theres flowers in the snow man... Flowers man...

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December 9, 2011 at 4:33 pm by TheHerbSmoke in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I was eating a nutrigrain bar and then I picked up the wrapper but I thought it was my phone so I put it to my ear and asked "Hello?"

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December 8, 2011 at 11:46 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

In summer we smoked ''little'' to much. We were sitting on some branches and we all love to play Doodle jump when high. So one friend asked some to borrow the phone so he could play. After 5 minutes of browsing his phone menu, he passes the phone to him. After several minutes he said. Where's the game? You opened flash light application!

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December 6, 2011 at 11:35 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

Sitting here in my bedroom, hanging out the window with my pipe and the lights off to avoid detection. Tonight I finish the last of my stash! RIP little buddy, the first 50 I ever bought xx

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December 6, 2011 at 9:10 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

Ima so stoned I told my bud his life was a lie and laughed while I said it

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December 6, 2011 at 12:09 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

got stoned yesterday, and on the drive back home (we smoked at my friend's place), all i was thinking was shit im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die, coz i had to drive on a friggin highway with speeds of 100kph (dunno in mph who cares) for 3 hours. damn feels good that im still alive. fi(was)s

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December 4, 2011 at 11:44 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

WTF MINECRAFT SEVER HAHAHHAAHAHA *trollface* hahahahhaha U God Method Man - Wu Tang *poolparty*

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December 4, 2011 at 6:20 am by PWNAGE in - Party Share Story [+]

fuck. it took me like twelve minutes to write this.

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December 3, 2011 at 11:20 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Last time I'm going to be high as fuck for a couple weeks, I'm quitting for tolerance. But I'm tripping balls right now with the stoner angels in the sky high as a kite. Peace out you guys and Learn about the GOVERNMENT TYRANNY.

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December 3, 2011 at 7:21 pm by Freethink in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Here I wa watching an fball game and I got stoned know in watching pawn stars wtf

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December 3, 2011 at 12:32 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

i'm really stoned right now and i typed in i'm stoned and came here.... gotta go now, my mate's calling me

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December 2, 2011 at 4:57 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I think I might be confused but I don't know

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December 1, 2011 at 10:09 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Having bought a cup of coffee, I went in line to order a pretzel for lunch. I put the coffee on the ground beside me I guess and then I must have knocked it over. I didn't realize I spilled my coffee until the lady behind me told me.

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December 1, 2011 at 6:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

end of the page: 'All content at FuckImStoned.com is for EDUCATIONAL and ENTERTAINMENT purposes ONLY' who made this site was totally stoned LOL

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November 30, 2011 at 11:13 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I tried licking my own foot and then poked myself with it in the eye... FIS

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November 30, 2011 at 9:46 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Im so stoned right now that I can feel the air.... i think its preventing me from cleaning this room for some reason.. if you like open a redbull a couple weeks ago, would it still be good? I don't think i trust it

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November 30, 2011 at 9:45 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I love the point where you're so stoned you forget you were eating something halfway through, and then like an hour later you find the food you forgot about, and you're like "Thanks forgetful past version of me!"

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November 30, 2011 at 7:18 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Im so stoned I put my phone on my stomach and every time it vibrates it causes an earthquake....

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November 30, 2011 at 5:19 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

im sittin and smokin hash with my girlfriend, and she goes "wheres the joint".. And im like "in your hand babe"..

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November 25, 2011 at 10:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

You know you're super stoned when you smoke a load of weed, and then go this website to check on a post you made here a few weeks ago, and then you see that everyone has voted it 'Totally stoned, bro', and then you're super happy about that fact, so you decide to post a rambling comment on here about how happy you are... FIS

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November 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Maaaaan, I was high as a kite going into Wall-Mart to wait in line for a black Friday deal on a laptop. I got high again.. woah.

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November 25, 2011 at 7:23 am by Freethink in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Fuck... i dna wat it is, but fuck guys, how can there be so many off us that get THIS STONED? that we decide its a good idea to google im stoned...

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November 24, 2011 at 8:24 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

So me and my friend were in the kitchen (hungry as Fuck) and I randomly started dancing and she screamed out Disco fever and I got pissed cause I thought she called me a fat dancing beaver and she busted out laughing and ate shit on the floor

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November 24, 2011 at 2:24 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]