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My first time on this site, I can't believe there are people like me all over the world who love the holy herb. Peace to you all.

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September 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm by Sledgeotelli in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

This is my story of the lightweights. after we smoke a few joints at my friends house i come inside to find one of my friends 100 percent covered in pillows saying that he is only made of eyeballs and he cant feel his body. not to mention my other friend is next to him eating popcorn off the ground like a chicken

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August 28, 2012 at 4:54 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

I haven't smoked weed by myself in so long, I forgot how great it was. Instead of dealing with people I get to just crawl inside my brain and take a look around. Listening to heavy beats right now, can feel them through my whole body. I watched this trippy ass video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btVGCqpIoyk&feature=related Shit got real, highly recommend. In other news thinking is pretty cool when you think about it. I have this brain and I can do ANYTHING with it. If it can't happen in physical reality, you can still make it real in your reality. Ya know? Explore your mind, it can be ecstasy in there. Brains, freakin' sweet. FIS

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August 28, 2012 at 5:04 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I'm stoned. I have yet to distinguish the real reality. Was it then or is it now or will it ever come?

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August 20, 2012 at 9:55 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

im stoned rigt now and just thought i wonder if anyonne actually googles im stoned when theyre stoned so naturally i googled it and found this website so i read the first page and learned the whole totally stoned bro and put down teh bong and after reading a few posts figured it out. now ive wrote this post and have somewhat explained how found this site and as a result the story meaning the story was actually worthless as i wouldnt of needed it if i hadnt of got into the situation where i needed the story if you get me..

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August 17, 2012 at 6:03 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I remember one time back when I was still in elementary school and me and my brother used to sneak out in the middle of the night to smoke weed. And while we were sneaking in my dad was stitting waiting for us. LOL im stoned hahhahha i dont know why I did this LOL

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August 15, 2012 at 10:24 pm by Anonymous in - Busted Share Story [+]

the only thing i did today was order KFC, me n' my boyfriend are so fuckin' high.

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August 7, 2012 at 6:05 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Im super mega dupper lupper fucker stoned right now i want shave my ballz and fuck my hairs.

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August 5, 2012 at 9:45 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

yesterday i was in the subway with my headphones and my music, then in the station they put some music that mixed with the one that i was listening, that was some badass remix dude

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August 5, 2012 at 9:08 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

Man I am so stoned right now!! I totally thought this site was a trick to get stoners to come on when they're stoned! I've just spent about 45 min on here trying to sign up and it seems like there's a lot of glitches on the site or its purposely put there to slow us down. Aaah dude it is! It has to be. Its still doing it. Everytime I wanna click on something it moves. Like the sign up button kept moving when I put the mouse over it. Man what am I even saying

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August 2, 2012 at 9:54 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

i was listening to mariah carey "we belong together" while looking at pictures of bongs i have on my wishlist. fuck i'm stoned

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August 2, 2012 at 6:27 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

So I just finished smoking a bowl of Golden Goat, bought 10mins in to the high I realize I'm really stoned. Then I stared pondering the universe and God and human spirituality and thought to my self "dam that's deep thinkin" I talked to my friend about all the deep insight I was having and she started crakin up. she agreed I was way to stoned lol. Maybe next time I will ponder something else and write down what I say to read while I'm sober.

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August 1, 2012 at 5:51 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

today i got stoned before i got to school, in school and after school and i'm high right now fim.

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July 31, 2012 at 3:45 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Last night i was so high i starded arguing with a cop. I wanted to convince him that i was an undercover agent... They didnt believe me

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July 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Im stoned. Took my bong out on the front porch just lookin at the stars. Medicinal bud got me soul trippin. Then the night sky just blew my mind. Makes me think... We are on a rock IN SPACE. I should change my career,become an astronaut, and be the first man to land on Uranus. HahahahahahahahahahahHahHahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol.

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July 22, 2012 at 3:24 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

i keep eating cerial but ow ihave moved onlt seeds but im alone and just rainging cold

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July 21, 2012 at 10:54 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

So sitting here, ripping my 5th bowl of the sour D and it hits me. The center of the universe lies at the heart of all things that are conscience, for then they are the universe experiencing itself. Trippy

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July 14, 2012 at 11:58 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Try an make it through "I before E except after C" by Yaz... with headphones on :) Totally Stoned if you understand that :) LOL Peace!

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July 11, 2012 at 2:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

i feel like a permanent hat around my head... FIS...

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July 8, 2012 at 1:12 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Bro's im so stoned right now i just came to this website 20min ago from typing imsofuckinghigh on a search engine and now ive been reading these stories for awhile. I notice that i start them reading then im like fuck they're too long so i start the next one and so on haha. FIS

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July 7, 2012 at 10:43 pm by Stonedbro in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I just typed a story about my level of stoned thinking. Like I'm not too stoned cause I know I'm stoned. What if I die? Fuck I'm stoned.

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July 7, 2012 at 1:22 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Listening to "Just the two of us" imagining that all there is to life is me and my bong

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July 5, 2012 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

My sister & i got extra baked and watched the precious movie. That was the funniest and best comedy i have ever seen in my life. Wow.

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July 4, 2012 at 9:57 pm by MsEmmy420 in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

my sis and i snuck into someone's backyard to smoke real quick cause my mom wasn't in bed yet and we really wanted to try some good looking loud. so anyway, we're burning and chillin when a light turns on and we hear slow foot steps on the side of the house, approaching us. It was the weird looking bottle collecting man that lives in the basement of the next door neighbor's house. so we play it cool and hold the blunt low. The man turns to us and slowly walks towards us. he's says whats up? i said nothing. He said ya smoking right. i said yup a cigarette. He rubs his nostrils and says no. smells way better than that. enjoy girls. and walks away lmao.

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July 4, 2012 at 9:56 pm by MsEmmy420 in - Busted Share Story [+]

me & ma homegirl smoke on this porch by my school. we like to get high on our lunch break. so weeks after smoking on this random porch we notice the address is 420 LOL so we made it a ritual every single day. Anyway, aside from all the weird respect we get while sitting there and because we go there, other weird things happen. Yesterday a crackhead looking woman approached us while we were smoking. We thought she was gonna either ask for change or a lite cause she saw we were smoking and stood right in front of her. I was beyond baked. so i was just staring at her wondering who she was. I'm like hmmm is she a hooker? is she looking for a cigg? my friend on the other hand, was on the phone but she also just paused her convo and stared. after what seemed like 20mintutes this woman pulls out a badge and says "BAM." "BUSTED." My friend and i just stared at her. totally fucking stoned. I stood there analyzing the badge and wondering what happens next. So the woman laughs and says "i'm off duty. they gonna legalize it anyway. enjoy your day ladies." and walks off....i turned to my friend and said "was that a good or bad thing?"

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July 4, 2012 at 9:54 pm by MsEmmy420 in - Busted Share Story [+]

My friend & I got super stoned. When the munchies kicked in, we both got super cravings for ice cream. so we walked over to the ice cream spot and stood on line. my friend ordered first and then it was my turn. I ordered mine and i just grabbed the cup. I asked my friend do u need some napkins and she's like yea. so I'm getting the napkins and i notice everyone staring at me. I'm like yea its me trippin off weed lol. but then my friend says something i couldn't understand. so I'm like mhmm. then the register guy said the same thing btu i still couldn't understand! so i still assume I'm tripping until the guy behind me online says the same thing! so i look at my friend and she repeats it! so I'm like wtf r u saying dude. she says "yOU HAVE TO PAY THE GUY!!!!" LMFAO FML. - Msemmy<3

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July 4, 2012 at 9:41 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

One time when I was young my siblings & i went out 2 smoke a spliff. Ofc we had 2 hide it from ma moms. So we smoking it at 2am. she was supposedly knocked out. When we saw the light turn on in the window, heard the door creak and then we heard the screen door open and i cuda swore i heard her say some shit. so me n ma sibs ran. i noticed my sis wasn't running but i kept running. my bro was behind me. den i heard his footsteps stop so I'm like fk my moms got him too! but i turned around and he had busted his ass in the garden (lmfao) so we continue running. Finally make it around the house (we ran a full circle around the house.) so we finally got to the other side and peeked around the corner. we were tryna spot my mom and see what she was doing... so we tryna peek but we're so scared and laughing at the same time. so we spend about 20minutes doing this. Then finally I'm like fk lets do this. so i "bravely" turn the corner only to find my sister sitting on the porch. just chilling. so I'm like wtf what mami did to u? she's like 'nothing, she never came out." i said wtf why you didn't tell me?! she said "because i dont have shoes...i couldn't go after ya to tell ya to stop running." (she came out to the porch barefooted. i just forgot." so I'm like wth! why didn't you say mami isn't coming after ya... she said "well i couldn't be too loud. i didn't want to risk waking her up." lmfaoo smh fml.

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July 4, 2012 at 9:38 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

Oh man. Today. I had to go to my dads house but I Didn't want to leave anything at home. So I had 3 bowls... And I was so stoned. Everyone was moving so slow and I thought everyone else was stoned.. Then then my family kept offering me food, I got so sketched. So I ate and went to sleep

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June 30, 2012 at 4:02 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

the first day of summer, my junior year, my buddies micheal franky and i decided to smoke an ounce, in celebration of our senior year. i came over to micheal's house and we started about noon. we smoked out of his bong, mixed up the weed with fantasia in my hookah, and smoked some fatty blunts. this was after a few months of sobriety for me and i underestimated how low my tolerance would be. we smoked for hours, so dumb not knowing what was happening. we played call of duty, blazed to some Odd Future, and attempted to play guitar. we finished at about 2am. we destroyed his kitchen. we gutted his fridge and raided his pantry. so much food... i couldnt breathe right. we all passed out. i woke up to me on the floor cuddling a blanket, and looked up t see micheal and franky on micheal's small ass bed cuddling. it was the most awkward ive ever seen. i woke them up, they were weirded out as well and hopped off the bed fast as hell.. we decided to shake off last time with one last bowl before breakfast.

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June 29, 2012 at 9:09 pm by GolfLupe in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

was totally high after a solo blunt, watching the film "Jeff, Who Lives At Home" which is about a stoner following "signs" that are basically coincidences that he believes will guide him to his destiny. As high as I was, I realised that the whole thing was basically a film of my life, which is a wierd coincidence; what's even stranger is that this coincidence is in itself a coincidence because it's a film about coincidences... what. Fuck i'm stoned x)

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June 29, 2012 at 9:33 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

hey admin, i love this site, when im high i always come here and share my stories with you haha, my weed has gone and i have to wait till next week to get more :( FIS RULZ!!

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June 29, 2012 at 7:20 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Fuck, i'm so stoned that I just googled Fuck i'm stoned and found this website and am now writing "Fuck, I'm so stoned" in a box on a web site called Fuck I'm Stoned. lol ya

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June 27, 2012 at 6:27 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

One day, 3 years ago i bought stocks from a company that i saw was wery promessing, the value felt, got high again, then again felt, got high again etc.. So, there i was yesterday, thinking of those stocks, should i sell them or not. Then I got high, and impulsively decided to sell. So I sold them. Today, that company died, the stocks are worth nothing. I gained 60% of profit by selling them yesterday. So, fuck yea. FIS and thank god for weed!

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June 26, 2012 at 10:01 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

one glorious morning i woke up and since i had the day off work i told my self why not and smoked 3 bowls straight up. it was new bud and underestimated how strong it was and it all came together at once and i realised actually how stoned i was. i had forgotten that the plumber was due to come around that day. 2 bowls later i hear his truck pull up and i suddenly remembered that he was coming to fix the kitchen sink. i jumped up to clear the bong and weed off the table but it was too late he had his own key and he had let himself in. "sorry mate wont be a moment just gotta clean some stuff up!" i told him. "dont worry buddy ive seen it all before, im a plumber. where do you think everyone hides their bongs? under the kitchen sink or in the laundry where i have to work" being as stoned as i was i couldnt do anything but laugh and then offer him a hit. he accepted

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June 25, 2012 at 10:13 am by Anonymous in - Busted Share Story [+]

evey night after work i just wanna come home get stoned and watch sports center, so if i come home one more time and all thats on is the womens college softball world series and the european soccer tournament i'm gonna blow something up!!!

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June 24, 2012 at 3:39 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

i m sooooo fucking stooned chiolling wit my homies daaamn this is life broo!

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June 23, 2012 at 11:13 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

me and my girl were smoking at my house and things got hot and we started having sex on the couch and my mom and step dad walked in and we dident notice so we kept going.. and we were smoking blunts while fucking... fuck we were stoned.

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June 23, 2012 at 12:41 am by Anonymous in - Sex Share Story [+]

My first ever session I had I got fucking baked as a cake. I smoked a tinny (one gram) then had three or four massive arse hits from a bucky bong. I tried smoking through a pipe, doing several spots, and smoking some weed through a bong. That used up the tinny then I had some hits from the bucky. Holy fucking Jesus, I couldn't move for 15 minutes after that tinny and the buckies. When I went to bed, I was tripping out over the iTunes colourful visualiser to the heavy metal music. I was in a very good place and it was a good sesh and stoner time afterwards.

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June 22, 2012 at 3:09 am by GuitarKid in - Newbies Share Story [+]

Yesterday I was so high i thought i was in the '70s all day!!!

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June 21, 2012 at 2:22 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

One time after work, me n three mates hotboxxed the shit out of a tiny car. On my way home, my shoes (which squeaked at the time) were squeaking as I walked, they played the most amazing tune ever in my head!

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June 20, 2012 at 7:53 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

as i was standing in on the corner of hollywood and vine avy stoned i thought to myself my do ninja turtles wear masked? because its not like we dont know who they are there are none others like the in the city

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June 17, 2012 at 5:06 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

I don't really understand the rating system on this website. What's the difference between "Totally stoned, bro." and "Put the bong down, man!"? I'm so stoned.

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June 15, 2012 at 12:51 am by wigper123 in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Go to Wikipedia and look up 'Marijuana'. The picture they provide is super dank. FIS

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June 14, 2012 at 11:57 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

So um...I'm really high. I typed "im stoned" in google and it brought me here. I just forgot why I'm typinhg here..oh well. Time to smoke till my boobs feel fuzzy. PEACE.

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June 14, 2012 at 3:16 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Ok so we live in South Africa. We just got back from the Rat & Parrot and now we are chilling with the chameleon, his name is Francesco. We bought this stuff from a midget Rastafarian who told us it's called "Dry Curry". This stuff has a lag affect of like 10 minutes. I think that took about an hour to write... FIS.

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June 13, 2012 at 4:38 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

the only time I will watch commercials is when I'm stoned.

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June 11, 2012 at 9:26 pm by mrbubbakush in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

put 1g in an omolette didnt feel anything after 1hr so i smoked 2 bowls and then i took some energy pills and im so stoned from just everything.

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June 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

My Buddy and I are Witnessing the unfolding of the Universe from the bowl of my new pipe. We understand the completeness of the concepts of the fundamental rhythms of nature. And the bud we smoked made us open our minds to the greater consciousness. Peace to You all. Marijuana is a medicine, not a drug.

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June 2, 2012 at 3:57 am by Freethink in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

fucking baked watching weed reviews on utube cus niga i dont giv a fuk i roll hard beeeeetchhhhh. fuckin ur mum in her ass

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May 30, 2012 at 6:29 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I'm stoned listening to Nirvana wearing a pink Floyd t shirt..I just found my pot leaf bracelet lol everything's cool ima call a friend

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May 27, 2012 at 11:40 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Smoked 4 bowls to the face and im a 17 year old girl. You know youre a stoner when you burn harder than your man reefers4life

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May 26, 2012 at 2:18 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

last time i got stoned one of my friends was so high that he started to think time was not passing (not passing slow, but really not running). So he took the stopwatch (iphone), and spend like 10 minutes looking into it. I laughed for an hour

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May 25, 2012 at 7:33 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

fuck we're stoned me and manon a couple of high school seniors lighting up for the second time is there a beanie on my head its tight manon is going i am scared the brownies tasted so good but i'm not getting full fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck yum we have spaghetti bolognese fuck weeeeewwwwww stop massaging my hair

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May 25, 2012 at 8:20 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

fuck we're stoned me and my best friend age 17 manon and zoe eating eleven brownies in less than five minutes. Reeaallly rich ones. They tast farrrrrrrrrrrking rich and chocolate. we tried to listen to The Pixies but it scared us so we listened to DJS instead, it tasted intence. manon just finished her 13th birdly and i feel like a homeless man wich cocohatole in her teeth. My vagina is fuzzing.

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May 25, 2012 at 8:05 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I have to go to work in like, 30 minutes. Fuck I'm stoned.

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May 23, 2012 at 5:27 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

The L and P in police rearranged sounds like "low peace"

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May 22, 2012 at 8:57 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Smoked a fattie in the garden, went to light up and burnt my eyelashes!! Trying to type this and my left hand keeps knocking 2 tom and jerry videos.....i need a bigger desk -__-

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May 22, 2012 at 5:40 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

this one time i thought my bag of weed was a bag of cat claws and my neighbour was telling me to roll one and i just kept freaking out telling her,and i quote, "i cant f*cking roll cat claws are you stupid". true story.

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May 14, 2012 at 7:41 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

K so im sitting here blazed listening to music with some friends (still smoking of course) and these flies keep landing on me.... but im incredibly stoned... so... im worried i may be immagining the flies and my friends just think im tweaked as fuck when i swat at them...

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May 13, 2012 at 2:13 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

im scratching my belly button, it feels like im stabbing myself with a knife... fuck i'm stoned

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May 12, 2012 at 12:09 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

i dont know why... why when im stoned like now im better talking to women, i think im incredibly inteligent, im so fucking powerfull when im high... Long Live The Weed

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May 11, 2012 at 7:24 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Fuck i'm stoned and listening to Wye Oak. Way chill...

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May 9, 2012 at 2:53 am by zallie20 in - Newbies Share Story [+]

Really wanted pizza. So I put pasta sauce on two slices of bread with cheese and ham and put in the oven. Fuck me, Munchied heaven.

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May 8, 2012 at 9:03 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Yeah...I got the munchies hardcore...everything is going pretty slow... FuckI'mStoned

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May 8, 2012 at 6:34 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

i'm on vicodin and my friend smoked like two bowls and then i smoked a bowl and what is happening evn make me sop looking at cats sos send help to washinton dc

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May 8, 2012 at 1:48 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

dude im so fucked. like you not understand. im just hit a fucking glass full bowl bong and i almost passed out on my seat. my parents are out and im hotboxing my room for hours.every1 on site. come to my place. we can get sooooo high ven more high. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKkkk lol olol ololololololololloll fuck im stoned

read comments (0) Totally stoned, bro. (4) - Put the bong down, man! (14)
May 5, 2012 at 8:06 pm by stonerFries in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]