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A while ago my friends and I got very high and went to Outback Steakhouse to sate our immense appetites. When the waitress came to our table I glanced up and out of the corner of my eye, she looked like a cop. Her sort-of button-down shirt was the right shade, she wore a button that was sort of shiny like a badge, and she addressed our party with a deadpan "How are you folks doing tonight?" All those together with my impaired judgement convinced me that oh fuck this is a cop we're busted. I panicked and just stared at my menu. It wasn't until she got around to me for my order that I began to realize my mistake. I then breathed a sigh of relief and went on to consume one of those big onion flower things and about 5 mugs of root beer.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:42 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I called my dog Snoopy, even though that is decidedly not his name. I stood around for a while after that, contemplating this WTF moment. FIS.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:37 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Last night another friend and I were outside looking at a frog climbing the glass door after smoking out of a homemade bong. Then i notice another one sitting on top of a light. My friend ends up convincing me and himself that its actually just a fake frog and its part of the light. We were so confident that he used a broom to poke the fake frog and then it finally jumped. We both tweaked out and started laughing. Being quite stoned already we didn't know what we were laughing at when the guy whos house it was came out to see what was happening.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:33 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

I was smoking weed with my friend today and it was his first time smoking. He was smoking the bong and took a huge rip, but then coughed into the bong. It sprayed bong water everywhere. I was so high all I could do was laugh as my friend was throwing up from coughing so hard. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 7:51 am by Anonymous in - Newbies Share Story [+]

Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FIS

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September 11, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Another time I was talking to my friend that works at a gas station. I bought some peanuts and decided to start throwing them out the open door, when a squirrel came walking up. I lured it into the store and it wandered around for a bit, before finding an Mmazing bar, which it then proceeded to put in its mouth and run out of the store.

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September 11, 2009 at 7:04 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors Share Story [+]

I was hanging out with 3 friends, and this was when we didnt have much of a tolerance and taking big bong rips of some really good weed, and we were tottally gone, so me and 2 other friends go upstairs to make some pizza, so we open the wrapper and put the pizza on the round wooden thing you put it on to put in the overn, well after we put it on the wood thing, we all held it up on our hands in a circle and just stared at the pizza and laughed at it for a good 15 minutes before relizing we had to put it into the oven

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September 11, 2009 at 7:04 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment Share Story [+]

Me and two friends were out cruisin one night, and since we were out in the suburbs and it was a woody area, I got the feeling that we were in a horror movie. So I immediately told my friends that there was surely a werewolf out there, somewhere. About 15 minutes later, after having forgotten about that, a spurt of water suddenly hits the car, and I exclaim "DUDE, THE WEREWOLF JUST SPIT ON THE CAR." It was a sprinkler from the golf course we were driving by. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 5:40 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]