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Got a dui, girlfriend cheated and lost many friends, so now I'm packing so many bongs that my slide broke due to massive amounts of combustion, the THC is reigning supreme over my neurons by inflicting my potassium ion channels with dopamine, in my words; my past has become null along with my future, I have desecrated the desire for almost any craving i have, I am a boddhisatva.

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September 24, 2014 at 1:34 pm by 6-8 NATE in - Busted
I smoked all my weed and im high as fuck. Sitting here with 20$ and debating if i should save for more weed or go to mcdonalds and order eeeeverything. Hahahaha idk what to do help

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June 8, 2016 at 7:49 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
one time me and my friend went into Wal-Mart to buy jellow to make jellow shots. We see that the small boxes are having a sale and are only $1. We think that getting 15 of the $1 jellows will be cheaper then buying two of the big ones for $2 each. FI(was)S

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February 21, 2010 at 11:34 pm by jenn_gurl in - Stoner-Moment
just purchased and ounce from my friend and on his way to meet me he sent me a text saying \'cops\' so i waited around and he showed up at my apartment about 45 minutes later stoned as fuck and informed me that he had to eat the whole ounce to avoid going to jail. me= jealous bastard

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July 4, 2010 at 4:53 pm by voodoo child in - Busted
Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FIS

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September 11, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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