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A few days ago, me and a 2 friends got destroyed on an ounce of real dank stuff, and when we ran out we decided we needed food and something to smoke. We were so fucked we couldn\'t walk so we took everything on the table, rolled it up on a paper plate and smoked it. When the buzz died we found out we tried to smoke butter, cheese, mustard, ketchup, pepperoni, bread, and a plate all at once. FIS!

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January 3, 2010 at 9:25 pm by BAWBCABOOSE7 in - Bug-Out
How does this rap sound. Please leave comments.Rollin on the bus Rolling on the bus in the morn, listen to the horn, we all sitting in a dorm, with collage kids smoking up the dome. Then they pass o it this way to me, cus I m the one who lit up that good cherry. Now we chillin and blazing, as we zoom down the streets a curvin, even the bus driver be crazin, hit a red light and stop on the spot, better stop soon before we get caught, fuck that bullshit I ain\'t no cop, let\'s keep smoking this shit all the way to the top. (sirens) oh fuck it\'s time to quit, I ain\'t gettin caught with this shit. Up the stairs come the pigs, lookin at evryone and there diggs, now he comin down the aisle lokkin for that green pile, standin in front o me, he says was it you who lit that cherry? Then I get an idea and I yell to the bitch, come smoke this shit with us don\'t be a snitch! So now we all blazed Rollin in the morn, got the cops with us we all on board, smokin all that shit lookin like we ain\'t gona quit but then, oh shit, we out of weed. 

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February 20, 2010 at 3:02 am by Johnnyboy94 in - Stoner-Moment
Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FIS

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September 11, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
Today, my girlfriend and I got stoned together. We got naked and things were getting hot. Then she thought my dick was a hotdog and tried to eat it. I for some reason believed her and asked her to bite me off a piece. Fuck we were stoned.

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July 5, 2010 at 6:57 pm by stonerboner in - Sex
lol today I got smashed off that good stuff and was on the bus tripping BALLS! anywho, my heart started beating real fast cause I thought my bus was getting stretched like the one in Harry Potter 3 :o

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August 14, 2013 at 11:29 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment

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