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so me and my best friend blake decided to smoke some nugs, we went through a quarter in a half hour. next thing i know, were at mcdonalds making an attempt to order 9 mcdoubles. blake cant talk he is laughing so hard, and since he\'s laughing, its making him laugh even harder. i walk up there all calm and normal, say my order, try and hand this ugly fat chick the money, but my hand is shaking so bad i end up dropping the money all over the counter.. (did i mention we attempted to pay for 9 mcdoubles with change?) FI(was)S!

read comments (12) Totally stoned, bro. (139) - Put the bong down, man! (50)
January 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment


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#8 by costaricasmokestoo

there are 2 evident lies in this story: 1. you are full of shit you cant smoke the quarter in half an hour and 2. ifbyou are postingbhere you dont have friends


#7 by Anonymous

I also have smoked that much with three of my buddies, in less than 10 minutes, we have a video of it and it was for the great american challenge, fun as fuck


#6 by Anonymous

I did the same exact thing with my cousin, except the order went \"Can I get two mcdoubles, actually four more mcdoubles, wait... three more mcdoubles...\" Haha fuck we were stoned...


#5 by Anonymous

your a fucking liar.


#4 by voodoo child

a quarter...in half an hour..bullshit


#3 by Anonymous

A quarter in a half hour sounds wasteful more then anything.


#2 by Mast3rOfPupp3ts

I agree, but, saying \"You dont have to lie to be cool\" is pretty much saying that you are one of those people who think that smoking is cool. Its not. I do it cuz it makes me think of shit that id never think of unless im high. not cuz its fun, not cuz other ppl do it. But still, i highly doubt that he smoked a quarter in half an hour.


#1 by Anonymous

a quarter in half an hour? dude STFU, no you didn\'t maybe a quarter gram, pussy the story is good but you dont have to lie to to be cool

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