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A while ago my friends and I got very high and went to Outback Steakhouse to sate our immense appetites. When the waitress came to our table I glanced up and out of the corner of my eye, she looked like a cop. Her sort-of button-down shirt was the right shade, she wore a button that was sort of shiny like a badge, and she addressed our party with a deadpan \"How are you folks doing tonight?\" All those together with my impaired judgement convinced me that oh fuck this is a cop we\'re busted. I panicked and just stared at my menu. It wasn\'t until she got around to me for my order that I began to realize my mistake. I then breathed a sigh of relief and went on to consume one of those big onion flower things and about 5 mugs of root beer.

read comments (1) Totally stoned, bro. (18) - Put the bong down, man! (8)
September 12, 2009 at 12:42 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out


#1 by Anonymous

Bloomin\' onion! soooooooo deish.

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