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Me and two friends were out cruisin one night, and since we were out in the suburbs and it was a woody area, I got the feeling that we were in a horror movie. So I immediately told my friends that there was surely a werewolf out there, somewhere. About 15 minutes later, after having forgotten about that, a spurt of water suddenly hits the car, and I exclaim \"DUDE, THE WEREWOLF JUST SPIT ON THE CAR.\" It was a sprinkler from the golf course we were driving by. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 5:40 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
I was hanging out with 3 friends, and this was when we didnt have much of a tolerance and taking big bong rips of some really good weed, and we were tottally gone, so me and 2 other friends go upstairs to make some pizza, so we open the wrapper and put the pizza on the round wooden thing you put it on to put in the overn, well after we put it on the wood thing, we all held it up on our hands in a circle and just stared at the pizza and laughed at it for a good 15 minutes before relizing we had to put it into the oven

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September 11, 2009 at 7:04 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
Another time I was talking to my friend that works at a gas station. I bought some peanuts and decided to start throwing them out the open door, when a squirrel came walking up. I lured it into the store and it wandered around for a bit, before finding an Mmazing bar, which it then proceeded to put in its mouth and run out of the store.

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September 11, 2009 at 7:04 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
I was smoking weed with my friend today and it was his first time smoking. He was smoking the bong and took a huge rip, but then coughed into the bong. It sprayed bong water everywhere. I was so high all I could do was laugh as my friend was throwing up from coughing so hard. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 7:51 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
I called my dog Snoopy, even though that is decidedly not his name. I stood around for a while after that, contemplating this WTF moment. FIS.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:37 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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