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I was just outside, baked as shit having a cigarette and this really long haired decked out hippie chick on a longboard looked at me very seriously and raised her hand above her head and gave me a peace sign and just kept riding past me. It kind of blew my mind.
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September 14, 2009 at 6:17 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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September 14, 2009 at 6:17 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
A friend and I were super baked and watching youtube videos. We decided to start looking for a good acoustic version of With Arms Wide Open. We started listening to one and I said \"omg this is worse than creed!!\". Turns out it was Creed. I called Creed worse than Creed.
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October 2, 2009 at 12:03 am by baconlover in - Stoner-Moment
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October 2, 2009 at 12:03 am by baconlover in - Stoner-Moment
I got high then went on this site. I read a story that said \"I was like \'FIS!\'\" It took me an hour to work out what FIS meant. FIS.
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December 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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December 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
im really baked and i wanted to submit a story on fuckimstoned.com but i couldnt remember how to spell \"stoned\" and by the time i figured it out i got to the website and forgot what i was going to say. FIS.
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October 3, 2009 at 1:47 am by baconlover in - Stoner-Moment
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October 3, 2009 at 1:47 am by baconlover in - Stoner-Moment
so me and my best friend blake decided to smoke some nugs, we went through a quarter in a half hour. next thing i know, were at mcdonalds making an attempt to order 9 mcdoubles. blake cant talk he is laughing so hard, and since he\'s laughing, its making him laugh even harder. i walk up there all calm and normal, say my order, try and hand this ugly fat chick the money, but my hand is shaking so bad i end up dropping the money all over the counter.. (did i mention we attempted to pay for 9 mcdoubles with change?) FI(was)S!
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January 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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January 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment