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Holy shit, the world makes total sense again. I just fucking feel so amazing and powerful on weed. I feel like I've broken into a secret world.

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November 3, 2019 at 11:49 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I’m just sitting here in a car zoned out listening to the music and feeling the vibrations but I can’t feel my legs. Fuck oil is great

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April 27, 2019 at 11:36 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm so fucking baked right now that I typed "I'm so fucking stoned" and came here.

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April 27, 2019 at 7:29 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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This one time my buddy and I got stoned as and he basically became some dude from Texas who had a wife named Jenny and he thought some being was telling him when the world would end, except he's actually just some single nineteen year old from Ner Zerland

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February 7, 2019 at 2:53 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Just smoked for the second time out of my new percolator and I'm uh, really fuckin high like im on a cloud and im floating and shit woah fuck im so high and now i feel very comfy ahhhhh my god weed is good

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December 17, 2018 at 3:40 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm freaking high I couldn't see the earth as a whole

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December 14, 2018 at 12:54 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Im so fucking high i lkegit just thiught i was dead and i think i stil am hjoly dfucking shit my keybioard is sk load it looks lioke either im a giant or everything got really big this looks like fucking mario or minecraft holy shit mny eyes are too ucking red hioktkttyyy shit mann thius is so louuddddd

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November 30, 2018 at 3:13 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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man, one moment i thought 'fuck im stoned,' and next thing you know im here

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September 17, 2018 at 12:40 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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i hit resin from my moms bowl that she stole from me

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September 8, 2018 at 2:11 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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If I shove a nug up my ass, will I get high? Heck, I'm slightly high at thine moment

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July 10, 2018 at 4:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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