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Dude just got back from huge smoke sesh had 4 gravs a blunt and some bowl packs. IM FUCKING STONNED..... GET SMOKING AND JOIN ME ON THE MOON

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December 13, 2015 at 7:38 pm by Anonymous in - Party
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listen to Men At Work - Down Under. makes you feel like your in some safari australian trip shit

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July 28, 2013 at 2:28 pm by Anonymous in - Party
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moved to montreal, took me two months to get a new bong. finally got the money for bong and weed. Only one g. finally smoked it and fuck im stoned!

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July 26, 2013 at 1:02 am by Anonymous in - Party
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So i was on my couch with my girl and we decided to smoke some bowls and so we did and i got so high that i blacked out but i was still functioning and then later i woke up with her and the rest of the people that were there grabbing her arms from behind and roaring like a dinosaur making everyone laugh and i thought i was actually controlling a hot dinosaur hahahaha

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July 14, 2013 at 5:27 am by ilovemygirlwithitall in - Party
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i smokked too much now and my walls r moving and my laptop screen is 3d wtf cool omfg wtf um and im gonna pass out maybe fuck my brain hurts.... stupid good quality weed

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April 1, 2012 at 7:21 am by Anonymous in - Party
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Got so fucking stoned that I was crawling on the floor yelling "Guys, i SERIOUSLY think i'm retarded!!" I genuinely thought i went retarded. fiWs.

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January 13, 2012 at 2:48 am by Anonymous in - Party
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WTF MINECRAFT SEVER HAHAHHAAHAHA *trollface* hahahahhaha U God Method Man - Wu Tang *poolparty*

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December 4, 2011 at 6:20 am by PWNAGE in - Party
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text you friends saying "help i cant find my phone call me when you get this" and see how many dumbasses start calling.

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November 5, 2011 at 10:18 pm by xXGypsomxRainXx in - Party
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just smoked like 7 bowls and three blunts tothe head tonight fuck im high i love days off :D

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October 25, 2011 at 7:36 am by swaggnugs in - Party
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herbalist dubstep :) lmao, i love dank shit. don't you? i do. i like to get super danked when i dank, not just kinda danked. you know? yeah you know :)

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August 12, 2011 at 10:24 pm by Anonymous in - Party
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