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I stoned myself into a new era last night. I still feel high as fuck right now. I had my worst trip, ever. Hands down this shit was terrifying. Nothing was real and I couldn't talk and every noise was amplified and the worst part is that I was in the public park, and me being high as fuck thinks I'm being normal and I try to greet someone like a dumbass and I basically give away how stoned I am. They just looked at me and kept walking. I'm at church now, trying so desecrate pu to act normal. Maybe I can camp out in the bathroom

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March 13, 2016 at 10:23 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Damn. I can feel gravity.

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March 5, 2016 at 10:52 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Found out the meaning of life in the woods and laughed my cock off, forgot about it five minutes later. The only mental post-it note left was "smoke more weed".

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September 30, 2015 at 3:37 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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So, i was climbing to my roof through the roof window, preparing to blaze, when i saw my 65-is yo neighbour sitting on his roof, toking. The thing is, i didn't know he smoked, and, how the fuck did he get up there,? I mean, he has no roof windows, he doen't look very athletic either.. He didn't see me, but i got the feeling he smelled my purple haze mixed with hash.

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August 2, 2015 at 8:48 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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when you mistake a guy whos cleaning cars for a ghost whose dancing retardedly

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July 15, 2015 at 8:55 am by bibomoris in - Outdoors
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Smoked a ton earlier, cleaned my room, then decided to make a bong. I smoked more and fuck, I'm stoned!

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May 18, 2015 at 10:41 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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So I smoked my father's weed. I went to my bus and came to school. I'm sitting in class and I have a test next period for anatomy. It's over functions of glands, endocrine disorders and hormone functions. Fuck I also had to write an essay... I'm screwed

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April 7, 2015 at 10:09 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Be like walking on the streets talking to bystanders about a capitalist Jesus

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December 17, 2014 at 12:42 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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You ever have that moment when you mind goes off on an adventure and then snap back to reality thinking fuck that was a day dream

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September 24, 2014 at 10:17 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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i watched wolf on wall street and then got driven home by my friends, and while we played starlight be superman brothers, i leant out the car window (my entire being) and proceeded to perform the song whilst in a 70mph wind. It was by far the most refreshing and invigorating experience i've had in my life. By the end of the journey, i felt a like new person ready to take on the world! I'm so stonedâ¦â¦

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February 5, 2014 at 8:53 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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