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Around in SF. everything fuzzy. bay bridge lights feel like rain. city is colorful. everything seems slow. and warm.

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November 19, 2017 at 1:17 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I was at an awesome view in Athens with a friend of mine, I was recording a video for a friend in Belgium, and the dude next to me was watching the view from the screen, while I was recording the view and he was saying how awesome it is here. He then understood that he could see the view with his eyes...

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October 28, 2017 at 10:32 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I was on a canoe trip with a few buddies. One night, we put down a couple bottles of rum and an eighth of weed. I don't remember anything, but there's a video of me paddling around a canoe, screaming "I'm Capitan Morgan!"

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July 22, 2017 at 11:59 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I'm so high I'm paranoid that if I turn the car on the monsters will hear it and come . I'm freezing !!

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December 31, 2016 at 7:55 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I stoned myself into a new era last night. I still feel high as fuck right now. I had my worst trip, ever. Hands down this shit was terrifying. Nothing was real and I couldn't talk and every noise was amplified and the worst part is that I was in the public park, and me being high as fuck thinks I'm being normal and I try to greet someone like a dumbass and I basically give away how stoned I am. They just looked at me and kept walking. I'm at church now, trying so desecrate pu to act normal. Maybe I can camp out in the bathroom

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March 13, 2016 at 10:23 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Damn. I can feel gravity.

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March 5, 2016 at 10:52 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Found out the meaning of life in the woods and laughed my cock off, forgot about it five minutes later. The only mental post-it note left was "smoke more weed".

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September 30, 2015 at 3:37 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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So, i was climbing to my roof through the roof window, preparing to blaze, when i saw my 65-is yo neighbour sitting on his roof, toking. The thing is, i didn't know he smoked, and, how the fuck did he get up there,? I mean, he has no roof windows, he doen't look very athletic either.. He didn't see me, but i got the feeling he smelled my purple haze mixed with hash.

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August 2, 2015 at 8:48 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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when you mistake a guy whos cleaning cars for a ghost whose dancing retardedly

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July 15, 2015 at 8:55 am by bibomoris in - Outdoors
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Smoked a ton earlier, cleaned my room, then decided to make a bong. I smoked more and fuck, I'm stoned!

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May 18, 2015 at 10:41 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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