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ate a brownie walked to mc donalds with a friend was fine till i got to the cashier and it hit me fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck why did i spend40 bucks at micky ds?

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May 22, 2016 at 9:17 pm by fuckimstonedlikeamf in - Newbies
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High as a kite come across this on google wtf am i doing lalala

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April 29, 2016 at 2:01 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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I'm so stoned, I can see 6 peanut m&m,s in front of me but I'm not sure I can reach them.......

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April 26, 2016 at 9:48 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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So I type "I'm stoned" into Google and this is the first hit. Haha, hit. Been drinking and vaping and smoking and cleaning up. 45 yo white male. Good job. Love to smoke and make butter. Good luck don't eat everything in sight!!!!!

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March 16, 2016 at 2:36 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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hi, its feb272016 my name is mr.lion. so as you all know im a good kid and im all about that karate and doin sports and shit. i smoked two times in my life. first time i didnt knew how to do this shit so i didnt get high but i loughed alot. so today before going college me and my friend got high, then i felt the real scaring feeling. in middle of park. i got blackout and im sure i said bullshit alot and trying too keep my voice down cuz i was scared that someone would notice. i constantly say yeah this is my last time doin this shit. and we 3 stood up to go college. which i gotta say that was like 12 hours ago and im still stoned and i hope i get better tomorrow because man i love being sober. NEVER GET HIGH. uhhh some guy was talkin to me at college i think he knew im high cuz i remember answering his questions many times. time seemed like stoppped. bad feeling. like my life was never happened and it was all just a bad dream. im not real and shit. my friend kept saying dude its your first time you are freaking out! stay calm i got this, which i was so sure he was obvious in public. anyway the status of my mind keeps changing from sleeping while awake to being cold and scared and sometimes too much focus. but i dont see any reasons why people get high i will definitly make an anti smokin campagn i hate being high. by the way im a rapper and i write alllllot rhymes but now i get even spell a word out in music/ so hell no im done with this. even though i love cypresshill music. peace

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February 27, 2016 at 2:40 pm by lionliing in - Newbies
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Why everything on this webage is green/? yo props from greece

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January 16, 2016 at 6:59 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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I'm so fucking stoned. I feel a pain in my left nut and I'm struggling to finish typing this story. Goods night

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January 11, 2016 at 9:53 pm by wolfeboiforever in - Newbies
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First time i smoked i got so high i got the craziest memory flashbacks every it was insane and this song in the background repeated a kazillion times!. regardless I then went to eat and OMG it was so fucking G00D it was insane it was a burger it was mad.... I loved it.. hahah then i settled down and the same night i stoned again , and lets just say i got fucking F4D3D ,

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November 29, 2015 at 2:14 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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Man Been hittin' the bong reeaal hard, which is why have ended up here! Just smoked some THC from my grinder and I am flyin WHHHAAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOO!

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October 19, 2015 at 2:11 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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Holy fuck I'm so high man I can't feel anything where am I I want sex

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September 29, 2015 at 8:36 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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