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Am I the only one who's laughing here?

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March 14, 2019 at 3:42 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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I tried to get up to go to the bathroom and just didn't get up nopeee mmm

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April 1, 2018 at 2:30 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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Fuck I'm stoned. Sitting in my bed, with my cat, looking up psychedelic bangers on YouTube, listening to my neighbours.

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February 27, 2017 at 5:06 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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I just smoked two blunts & and popped 2 s903 xans about an hour ago. first thing i google was im high asf so here i am

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February 5, 2017 at 1:29 am by coltonxgod in - Newbies
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Lmao. Realized ive been staring at the wall for the past 10 mins watching a cartoon and trying to figure what the fuck was going on

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January 18, 2017 at 12:29 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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I was so high, i devoured a whole medium pizza whil watching a Doctor Strange cartoon, literally starred at the cartoon for 15 mins before realizing i didnt even the fuck was going in the show. Finished it off with the gooeyest brownie with frozing on it. Best God Damn brownie EVER!

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January 18, 2017 at 12:29 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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ate a brownie walked to mc donalds with a friend was fine till i got to the cashier and it hit me fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck why did i spend40 bucks at micky ds?

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May 22, 2016 at 9:17 pm by fuckimstonedlikeamf in - Newbies
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High as a kite come across this on google wtf am i doing lalala

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April 29, 2016 at 2:01 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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I'm so stoned, I can see 6 peanut m&m,s in front of me but I'm not sure I can reach them.......

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April 26, 2016 at 9:48 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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So I type "I'm stoned" into Google and this is the first hit. Haha, hit. Been drinking and vaping and smoking and cleaning up. 45 yo white male. Good job. Love to smoke and make butter. Good luck don't eat everything in sight!!!!!

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March 16, 2016 at 2:36 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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