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I "higher than anyone" right now. I should be sleeping but i beat the high. I fuckin buusteedddd m8888sss oohhhllyyy shit m8. wow just realized i was still typing. what a cucking reject. cuckamoyyyygooootchh

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May 24, 2016 at 2:58 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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Oh fuck... I'm so fucking high right now... I can masturbate on the wall of this site ... I'm as high as I feel like flash

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February 19, 2016 at 2:02 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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Quick story from teen years: So I leave the house n' go smoke some quick indica with my friend, and I walk back in the house blazed outta my mind. I act straight and go past my mom who says "You.. Smell bad like pot.".. I immediately start freaking out in my head. And she says "Go to your room before your dad smells that!"... my stoned self not seeing it as helping me, I break down crying out of nowhere "I'M SOORREEYY! FUCKING FORGIIVE MEE!!".. That night I slept good... LOL

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January 5, 2015 at 7:32 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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Got a dui, girlfriend cheated and lost many friends, so now I'm packing so many bongs that my slide broke due to massive amounts of combustion, the THC is reigning supreme over my neurons by inflicting my potassium ion channels with dopamine, in my words; my past has become null along with my future, I have desecrated the desire for almost any craving i have, I am a boddhisatva.

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September 24, 2014 at 1:34 pm by 6-8 NATE in - Busted
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well we just smoked 2 doobies of lemon skunk and got high as usual... then we went to the cinema and saw this james bond movie (btw it sucked, worst movie ive had ever seen) we laughed our asses off the whole movie and we got kicked out of it lololo funniest shit in da wurl!

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November 25, 2012 at 11:05 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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Was texting my girlfriend 'I love u,bitch'. My dad got the text instead

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October 26, 2012 at 11:01 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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Fuckin shit! We almost got caught by the police! A few mates and i were smoking some good shit in front of his house (we hotboxed). Then fuck some cops suddenly came out of nowhere and pointed their flashlights inside the car! I guess we were sooooo stoned and that we were laughing our asses off that the car looked like somebody was having sex inside. Good thing the cops didnt ask us to go down or else we so dead (weeds kinda super illegal here in our neighborhood). FUCK FUCK FUCK. I aint hotboxing anymore! Lololololol

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October 12, 2012 at 1:39 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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I remember one time back when I was still in elementary school and me and my brother used to sneak out in the middle of the night to smoke weed. And while we were sneaking in my dad was stitting waiting for us. LOL im stoned hahhahha i dont know why I did this LOL

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August 15, 2012 at 10:24 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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my sis and i snuck into someone's backyard to smoke real quick cause my mom wasn't in bed yet and we really wanted to try some good looking loud. so anyway, we're burning and chillin when a light turns on and we hear slow foot steps on the side of the house, approaching us. It was the weird looking bottle collecting man that lives in the basement of the next door neighbor's house. so we play it cool and hold the blunt low. The man turns to us and slowly walks towards us. he's says whats up? i said nothing. He said ya smoking right. i said yup a cigarette. He rubs his nostrils and says no. smells way better than that. enjoy girls. and walks away lmao.

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July 4, 2012 at 9:56 pm by MsEmmy420 in - Busted
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me & ma homegirl smoke on this porch by my school. we like to get high on our lunch break. so weeks after smoking on this random porch we notice the address is 420 LOL so we made it a ritual every single day. Anyway, aside from all the weird respect we get while sitting there and because we go there, other weird things happen. Yesterday a crackhead looking woman approached us while we were smoking. We thought she was gonna either ask for change or a lite cause she saw we were smoking and stood right in front of her. I was beyond baked. so i was just staring at her wondering who she was. I'm like hmmm is she a hooker? is she looking for a cigg? my friend on the other hand, was on the phone but she also just paused her convo and stared. after what seemed like 20mintutes this woman pulls out a badge and says "BAM." "BUSTED." My friend and i just stared at her. totally fucking stoned. I stood there analyzing the badge and wondering what happens next. So the woman laughs and says "i'm off duty. they gonna legalize it anyway. enjoy your day ladies." and walks off....i turned to my friend and said "was that a good or bad thing?"

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July 4, 2012 at 9:54 pm by MsEmmy420 in - Busted
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