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Back in high school we'd get really stoned at lunch and return to shop class afterwards. Every day, we'd be giggling in class, whispering "Poppin a boner!" in increasingly louder volumes. When the shop teacher would hear one of us, he'd throw a chalkboard eraser at the loudest offender. He could tell we were high, and we drove the cool, old bastard nuts.

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July 23, 2017 at 12:14 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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when ur frens find out ur a stoner cuz of all the empty eyedrop bottles u had

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February 23, 2017 at 7:46 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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im so stoned my roomies dogs knew

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February 1, 2017 at 1:21 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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I "higher than anyone" right now. I should be sleeping but i beat the high. I fuckin buusteedddd m8888sss oohhhllyyy shit m8. wow just realized i was still typing. what a cucking reject. cuckamoyyyygooootchh

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May 24, 2016 at 2:58 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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Oh fuck... I'm so fucking high right now... I can masturbate on the wall of this site ... I'm as high as I feel like flash

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February 19, 2016 at 2:02 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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Quick story from teen years: So I leave the house n' go smoke some quick indica with my friend, and I walk back in the house blazed outta my mind. I act straight and go past my mom who says "You.. Smell bad like pot.".. I immediately start freaking out in my head. And she says "Go to your room before your dad smells that!"... my stoned self not seeing it as helping me, I break down crying out of nowhere "I'M SOORREEYY! FUCKING FORGIIVE MEE!!".. That night I slept good... LOL

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January 5, 2015 at 7:32 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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Got a dui, girlfriend cheated and lost many friends, so now I'm packing so many bongs that my slide broke due to massive amounts of combustion, the THC is reigning supreme over my neurons by inflicting my potassium ion channels with dopamine, in my words; my past has become null along with my future, I have desecrated the desire for almost any craving i have, I am a boddhisatva.

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September 24, 2014 at 1:34 pm by 6-8 NATE in - Busted
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well we just smoked 2 doobies of lemon skunk and got high as usual... then we went to the cinema and saw this james bond movie (btw it sucked, worst movie ive had ever seen) we laughed our asses off the whole movie and we got kicked out of it lololo funniest shit in da wurl!

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November 25, 2012 at 11:05 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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Was texting my girlfriend 'I love u,bitch'. My dad got the text instead

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October 26, 2012 at 11:01 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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Fuckin shit! We almost got caught by the police! A few mates and i were smoking some good shit in front of his house (we hotboxed). Then fuck some cops suddenly came out of nowhere and pointed their flashlights inside the car! I guess we were sooooo stoned and that we were laughing our asses off that the car looked like somebody was having sex inside. Good thing the cops didnt ask us to go down or else we so dead (weeds kinda super illegal here in our neighborhood). FUCK FUCK FUCK. I aint hotboxing anymore! Lololololol

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October 12, 2012 at 1:39 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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