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Fuck man, I'm so fucking stoned, I need to get like this more often. Life is so fuckign great right now. I love each and every one of you. Fucking eh.

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October 4, 2019 at 1:21 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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idk man but im fucking stoned

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March 6, 2019 at 9:28 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Chucked some spare DMT in a vape bowl with weed and kief, my brain is in multiple dimensions man

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January 14, 2019 at 12:56 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Chief I and fucminf zooted and not going to fix my selling errors because fuck if. I can type really fast what the e yuck this is fast the guy below me was right woab this is cool!! I fucking love my girlfriend.

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October 25, 2018 at 12:26 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I'm so high rn I went to the internet to look up "high as giraffe pussy" jokes, came across this site, read it and sent this in. Man I love weed.

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September 22, 2018 at 12:22 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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this dude left me on read and now im high as shit and fell sad but im high so i actually feel happy .

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August 3, 2018 at 1:49 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Laying in bed high as a kite lol. Idk what time it is or even what day. Life is good.haha

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May 19, 2018 at 11:56 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Bro I had like nine bowls a joint and a bottle of That good Makers 46 Bourbon and I’m so high I’m yelling at myself for lying because I’m not high but I’m high but like my brain is like you lie all the time when you’re high and I’m like so yeah that means I’m high... wait no it doesn’t im a truther when I’m stoned I’m obviously stoned and then he was like naaah son kodak Black is gay and I wan like NAHHHH

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February 10, 2018 at 8:01 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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stoked i found this website. why isn't this more active!?

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February 8, 2018 at 12:11 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Took a fat dab and now i see the cosmos. About to play Destiny 2 gonna shoot things ooooo

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January 29, 2018 at 1:22 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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