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Chief I and fucminf zooted and not going to fix my selling errors because fuck if. I can type really fast what the e yuck this is fast the guy below me was right woab this is cool!! I fucking love my girlfriend.

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October 25, 2018 at 12:26 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

I'm so high rn I went to the internet to look up "high as giraffe pussy" jokes, came across this site, read it and sent this in. Man I love weed.

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September 22, 2018 at 12:22 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

this dude left me on read and now im high as shit and fell sad but im high so i actually feel happy .

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August 3, 2018 at 1:49 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Laying in bed high as a kite lol. Idk what time it is or even what day. Life is good.haha

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May 19, 2018 at 11:56 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Bro I had like nine bowls a joint and a bottle of That good Makers 46 Bourbon and I’m so high I’m yelling at myself for lying because I’m not high but I’m high but like my brain is like you lie all the time when you’re high and I’m like so yeah that means I’m high... wait no it doesn’t im a truther when I’m stoned I’m obviously stoned and then he was like naaah son kodak Black is gay and I wan like NAHHHH

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February 10, 2018 at 8:01 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

stoked i found this website. why isn't this more active!?

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February 8, 2018 at 12:11 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

Took a fat dab and now i see the cosmos. About to play Destiny 2 gonna shoot things ooooo

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January 29, 2018 at 1:22 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

sup guys high af rn, bugging hardcore wont lie. its december the fourth, chillin in the year 2017. have a good one

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December 3, 2017 at 10:18 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

bruh high as shit right now whats good future peeps, im chillin in 2017, its a late sunday rn, chillin in bed, how you guys doing. sick ill be a written record in history and could be used in history class or somethjng.

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December 3, 2017 at 10:10 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]

bruh im sitting here like a fucking vegetable, high out of my mind, on a webpage that nobody has used in more than a year, and i feel like my body is doing sideways somersalts, like my body feels like its supposed to be spinning in circles but in reality im just sitting here, kind of like that space station from the movie martian where like part of it is just still but the other part is spinning around the middle yea thats the body high of being high baaically.

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December 3, 2017 at 10:09 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out Share Story [+]