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Bro I had like nine bowls a joint and a bottle of That good Makers 46 Bourbon and I’m so high I’m yelling at myself for lying because I’m not high but I’m high but like my brain is like you lie all the time when you’re high and I’m like so yeah that means I’m high... wait no it doesn’t im a truther when I’m stoned I’m obviously stoned and then he was like naaah son kodak Black is gay and I wan like NAHHHH

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February 10, 2018 at 8:01 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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stoked i found this website. why isn't this more active!?

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February 8, 2018 at 12:11 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Took a fat dab and now i see the cosmos. About to play Destiny 2 gonna shoot things ooooo

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January 29, 2018 at 1:22 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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sup guys high af rn, bugging hardcore wont lie. its december the fourth, chillin in the year 2017. have a good one

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December 3, 2017 at 10:18 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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bruh high as shit right now whats good future peeps, im chillin in 2017, its a late sunday rn, chillin in bed, how you guys doing. sick ill be a written record in history and could be used in history class or somethjng.

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December 3, 2017 at 10:10 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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bruh im sitting here like a fucking vegetable, high out of my mind, on a webpage that nobody has used in more than a year, and i feel like my body is doing sideways somersalts, like my body feels like its supposed to be spinning in circles but in reality im just sitting here, kind of like that space station from the movie martian where like part of it is just still but the other part is spinning around the middle yea thats the body high of being high baaically.

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December 3, 2017 at 10:09 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Randomly came across this again, I remember posting a story on here about 5 years ago but I couldn't find it. This website seems pretty dead now, hope i am not the last to post, its currently 00:55am and i am just after taking a bong rip and now i'm gonna play some call of duty :) Hope you have a good day and hello to anyone in the future :)

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November 21, 2017 at 7:55 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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All I can think about is how fucking green this page is, whilst my nostrils are burning.

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November 18, 2017 at 12:54 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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It took me longer than it should have to find "submit story". I love you guys, na? Cause we know. And people that don't know are lame cause they should know. If they knew... they would realize they knew the whole time. But I love you people. And that guy that had a galaxy hat with High As Fuck on it. He was cool af. But Im not feeling squares.

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November 17, 2017 at 10:08 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I’m about to face a gas blunt with about 1 g of straight dank in it... I will report back after

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October 24, 2017 at 8:09 pm by Sunstoned in - Bug-Out
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