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I'm extremely stoned i really want a maccies

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May 17, 2017 at 4:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Once upon a time I was chilling with my friend, smoking. He hands me a joint of salvia and I'm toking away, 3 drags pass ya know. Next minute I'm coming out of an absolute mong out, realised I had smoked the entire joint and was fucking stoned. Passed the kills to him and he was in hysterical laughter for what felt like an eternity.

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May 17, 2017 at 4:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm really high on the inside but not on the outside. I know I'm saying funny stuff but I'm not literally laughing

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May 7, 2017 at 2:36 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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man wtf tman im si high what is this site

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May 2, 2017 at 3:54 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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FUCK I DELETEED my story too high to type it again

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April 30, 2017 at 10:29 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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guys i'm fucking stoned. two edibles. blueberry chocolate. god damn $16 for 6 balls of these.

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April 21, 2017 at 5:47 pm by stonedshaun in - Bug-Out
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i got so damn high after 4 blunts that i thought when a punch had everclear it ment it was non alcoholic......thats all i remember.

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April 19, 2017 at 3:09 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I am trying to find my phone

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April 16, 2017 at 9:48 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Am high, but while I am also thinking about "anus" sEver thought about a pink anus could do? I have 5 things in mind

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April 16, 2017 at 9:45 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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get dem munchies but gotta stick to that diet. Whats the word for for... oh I realised I was thinking about the word dilemmas . Wtf I'm stoned as shit

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April 13, 2017 at 7:28 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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here sitting by my self and reading FIS and it so fucking awsome lol

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April 13, 2017 at 7:19 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Tomorrow i have an interview for a job.. computer science shit,, IT shit and i'm stoned as fuck and drunk too a little. fucking fucking im a stoner.

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April 1, 2017 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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my eyes feel nonexistent

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March 20, 2017 at 11:05 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Bruh I straight up just smoked my bowl CLEAN. I ain't talking just the weed outta the bowl. I scraped the res off and smoked that shit too. I am tripping balls from this shit. Resin rips even tho it's fucked for your lungs.

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March 15, 2017 at 11:42 pm by Yaooboiiiisah in - Bug-Out
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Smoked like an entire pre roll j in my car and I am high as fuck right now even though I was supossed to study for my calculus exam this Thursday holy fuck I am sooooo fucked rip my grades -some college kid in 2017

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March 7, 2017 at 11:56 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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