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guys i'm fucking stoned. two edibles. blueberry chocolate. god damn $16 for 6 balls of these.

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April 21, 2017 at 5:47 pm by stonedshaun in - Bug-Out
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i got so damn high after 4 blunts that i thought when a punch had everclear it ment it was non alcoholic......thats all i remember.

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April 19, 2017 at 3:09 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I am trying to find my phone

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April 16, 2017 at 9:48 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Am high, but while I am also thinking about "anus" sEver thought about a pink anus could do? I have 5 things in mind

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April 16, 2017 at 9:45 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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get dem munchies but gotta stick to that diet. Whats the word for for... oh I realised I was thinking about the word dilemmas . Wtf I'm stoned as shit

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April 13, 2017 at 7:28 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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here sitting by my self and reading FIS and it so fucking awsome lol

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April 13, 2017 at 7:19 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Tomorrow i have an interview for a job.. computer science shit,, IT shit and i'm stoned as fuck and drunk too a little. fucking fucking im a stoner.

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April 1, 2017 at 5:12 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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my eyes feel nonexistent

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March 20, 2017 at 11:05 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Bruh I straight up just smoked my bowl CLEAN. I ain't talking just the weed outta the bowl. I scraped the res off and smoked that shit too. I am tripping balls from this shit. Resin rips even tho it's fucked for your lungs.

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March 15, 2017 at 11:42 pm by Yaooboiiiisah in - Bug-Out
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Smoked like an entire pre roll j in my car and I am high as fuck right now even though I was supossed to study for my calculus exam this Thursday holy fuck I am sooooo fucked rip my grades -some college kid in 2017

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March 7, 2017 at 11:56 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Yo so I'm pretty stoned right now and its makin me remember this other time recently. I was so stoned that I felt like my head was bending and I was getting OEVs like DXM. Fuckin' awesome.

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March 7, 2017 at 10:51 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Fuck I'm stoned. Sitting in my bed, with my cat, looking up psychedelic bangers on YouTube, listening to my neighbours.

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February 27, 2017 at 5:06 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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Smoked weed then I watched 5 hours of ary. I only believed a straight eighth of what I watched though. Unfactual garbage.

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February 26, 2017 at 10:12 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I am so fucking stoned right now to the point I have been dying to go out for a spliff and I can't muster the energy to get up and walk around 3 metres to the door to go outside. Oh god, I would also need to reach down and put SHOES on, I'd have to lift my arms out to put my coat on and don't even get me started on my frail fingers turning they key in the door. Not only that but I have to put pressure on the door handle downwards. I almost can't catch my breath thinking about it. I'd love another doobie but staying here isn't even a choice. I just can't rn. I just want someone to hold my phone in perfect view for me and I just want to read shit. Read shit and watch vines and laugh at other people misfortune. I have a lazy eye right now I'm sure. Haha

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February 24, 2017 at 8:04 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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what if a butterfly made out of fruit roll-ups comes to rescue us?

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February 23, 2017 at 11:00 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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