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Holy shit, i cant stand up out of my chair, this is really tiring to type help

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March 5, 2016 at 7:17 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Well I smoked a bong some guy my brother knows gave me . And I'm fucked. Massive headache. Falling asleep playing fallout 4. AND I have the flu and strep throat. Lol. Shouldn't have smoked this shit man

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March 4, 2016 at 11:16 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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When you listen to smooth music while you're stoned then when your sober you know the song and all the lyrics but you don't remember ever learning that song.

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March 4, 2016 at 8:07 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Fuck im so stoned i found this place by typing Hi I'm soned. on Google.

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March 2, 2016 at 8:32 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Totally just wrote "I'm so stoned" into google and came.across this again! HAHA

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February 28, 2016 at 4:54 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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hi, its feb272016 my name is mr.lion. so as you all know im a good kid and im all about that karate and doin sports and shit. i smoked two times in my life. first time i didnt knew how to do this shit so i didnt get high but i loughed alot. so today before going college me and my friend got high, then i felt the real scaring feeling. in middle of park. i got blackout and im sure i said bullshit alot and trying too keep my voice down cuz i was scared that someone would notice. i constantly say yeah this is my last time doin this shit. and we 3 stood up to go college. which i gotta say that was like 12 hours ago and im still stoned and i hope i get better tomorrow because man i love being sober. NEVER GET HIGH. uhhh some guy was talkin to me at college i think he knew im high cuz i remember answering his questions many times. time seemed like stoppped. bad feeling. like my life was never happened and it was all just a bad dream. im not real and shit. my friend kept saying dude its your first time you are freaking out! stay calm i got this, which i was so sure he was obvious in public. anyway the status of my mind keeps changing from sleeping while awake to being cold and scared and sometimes too much focus. but i dont see any reasons why people get high i will definitly make an anti smokin campagn i hate being high. by the way im a rapper and i write alllllot rhymes but now i get even spell a word out in music/ so hell no im done with this. even though i love cypresshill music. peace

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February 27, 2016 at 2:40 pm by lionliing in - Newbies
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jolly ranchers mask weed stash smell and cure cotton mouth...a Joint wastes weed but its super fun to smoke...DONT PANIC IF YOU ARE HIGH...so many people before and after you have had this feeling...you are among friends and nothing you do will be judged here...My first time i was high i had indica and in-n-out and i've never tasted better food and had a better nap...i smoke mostly sativa now but yeah...ummm i want to know why the silver monkey in Legends of The Hidden Temple is so hard to fit together...its looks easy to me

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February 26, 2016 at 6:32 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Fuck im stoned.. I found this website and wanted to share a story but couldnt register. the thing is that i had an account here for a few years andforgot because i was fucking stoned when i made it. anyways I was smoking with my buds and were chillin, then I become pale as snow. my dudes tell me "alex man are you ok? youre pale as hell" and im like "i cant be pale because i am colorblind" whaaat?

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February 24, 2016 at 7:41 pm by serjiolini in - Stoner-Moment
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this place is fucking aqweome and im really stoned so no full stopsys for me ! or bullet pointws those are fancy as fuck mate

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February 21, 2016 at 4:18 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Oh fuck... I'm so fucking high right now... I can masturbate on the wall of this site ... I'm as high as I feel like flash

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February 19, 2016 at 2:02 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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That moment when u type in "I'm high, now what" into Google and u find a fucking gem of a website to tell people ur high.

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February 17, 2016 at 8:35 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I am so stoned right now also if you you look at the ''fuck i'm stoned' logo above it looks 3d LOL ok its not funny but quite cool to look aat whilst high.

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February 13, 2016 at 9:41 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I just ate so much I'm in heaven it really does feel real. It's great I tell ya omg I just wann heat

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February 12, 2016 at 6:35 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Fuck, I'm stoned. Let me strart by saying, I don't get high. Smoking weed has made me paranoid and not feeling super good But tonight is the night. I'm high. God blfxx

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February 10, 2016 at 12:12 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I'm so baked I just typed "I'm so stoned" into google and found this amazing place.

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February 7, 2016 at 2:58 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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