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Crazy out of body experiences stoned out of my mind

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July 19, 2017 at 7:30 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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blaze for hours, go to bed with the misses. time goes by, we need a rubber. i go looking for 20 minutes downstairs in the dark, only to discover (i already knew) she was on the pill. That high.

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July 10, 2017 at 11:15 am by BlazenEngland in - Sex
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lunch rushes wouldn't be a thing under communism people would actually try and there would be no question of "affording" a massive workforce to work lunch and scheduling people's lunches and then resources would actually be put into robots supplying the lunch

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July 3, 2017 at 6:40 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Im high as shit you guys WOOOOOO ☆ but fuck my life i spent all my paycheck on like foods and undies so like i cant eat... #stonergirlprobzz

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June 27, 2017 at 12:15 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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im so high i can't tell if an orgasm or ice cream bar is more satisfying

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June 17, 2017 at 3:56 am by Anonymous in - Sex
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I'm awake and alive and I'm loving it!

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June 15, 2017 at 10:41 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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When I smoke a 12 gram Blackwood I feel like i die

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June 4, 2017 at 11:17 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I am hunched over laughing at me typing lol

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May 30, 2017 at 11:19 pm by stonedusername in - Bug-Out
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Im high as fuck and watching the shameless series so keep high guys and love to all

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May 27, 2017 at 9:35 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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So I'm high right now, just hit a pipe with my brother and a joint with my 2 sisters in law... And now I'm chilling on my bed, with the wife asleep and I'm eating all of her chocolate. This shits good. There's nuts inside of them haha! Deep nuts, deep chocolate nuts hahahahaha! I been high every night this week. I wonder if I should watch hardcore Henry... Or lord of the rings.... Or John wick... Ooooh fight club. I got work in the morning and I'm talking shit on a site I don't know coz I'm high... I can do a good bane impersonation. My son calls smurfs, SNURFS.... Omg that's hilarious. I wish I had a cat right now. He'd be trolling tf out me though. Cats do that guys, they know exactly what they're doing each of them have lived nine lives prior to their actual age, they beat us with experience guys. That's why they're so smart.

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May 18, 2017 at 4:32 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I'm extremely stoned i really want a maccies

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May 17, 2017 at 4:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Once upon a time I was chilling with my friend, smoking. He hands me a joint of salvia and I'm toking away, 3 drags pass ya know. Next minute I'm coming out of an absolute mong out, realised I had smoked the entire joint and was fucking stoned. Passed the kills to him and he was in hysterical laughter for what felt like an eternity.

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May 17, 2017 at 4:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm really high on the inside but not on the outside. I know I'm saying funny stuff but I'm not literally laughing

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May 7, 2017 at 2:36 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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man wtf tman im si high what is this site

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May 2, 2017 at 3:54 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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