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I smoked a kief bowl and took a couple huge rips (mind you I haven't smoked for about 2 months) and after that everything looked like a space ship and my fingers felt like pencils yet they looked so wide

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July 31, 2017 at 2:49 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Me and a buddy decided to climb up a tree we found in the middle of campus. As we watched over hundreds of students passing by below us, I declared it the perfect pot smoking tree. Suddenly, we heard coughing from above. I looked further up the tree at a fellow stoner spying down at us. We climbed further up the tree to join him. We shared a blunt with our new found friend

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July 23, 2017 at 12:31 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Back in high school we'd get really stoned at lunch and return to shop class afterwards. Every day, we'd be giggling in class, whispering "Poppin a boner!" in increasingly louder volumes. When the shop teacher would hear one of us, he'd throw a chalkboard eraser at the loudest offender. He could tell we were high, and we drove the cool, old bastard nuts.

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July 23, 2017 at 12:14 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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I was on a canoe trip with a few buddies. One night, we put down a couple bottles of rum and an eighth of weed. I don't remember anything, but there's a video of me paddling around a canoe, screaming "I'm Capitan Morgan!"

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July 22, 2017 at 11:59 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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So.. I hear a car pull up outside and cause Im so fucking paranoid right now, I go look out the window to see it's a fucking car parked in my driveway.. I run to grab my shit then I realize. "Hey that's my fucking car!!"

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July 21, 2017 at 3:14 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Crazy out of body experiences stoned out of my mind

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July 19, 2017 at 7:30 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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blaze for hours, go to bed with the misses. time goes by, we need a rubber. i go looking for 20 minutes downstairs in the dark, only to discover (i already knew) she was on the pill. That high.

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July 10, 2017 at 11:15 am by BlazenEngland in - Sex
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lunch rushes wouldn't be a thing under communism people would actually try and there would be no question of "affording" a massive workforce to work lunch and scheduling people's lunches and then resources would actually be put into robots supplying the lunch

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July 3, 2017 at 6:40 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Im high as shit you guys WOOOOOO ☆ but fuck my life i spent all my paycheck on like foods and undies so like i cant eat... #stonergirlprobzz

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June 27, 2017 at 12:15 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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im so high i can't tell if an orgasm or ice cream bar is more satisfying

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June 17, 2017 at 3:56 am by Anonymous in - Sex
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I'm awake and alive and I'm loving it!

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June 15, 2017 at 10:41 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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When I smoke a 12 gram Blackwood I feel like i die

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June 4, 2017 at 11:17 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I am hunched over laughing at me typing lol

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May 30, 2017 at 11:19 pm by stonedusername in - Bug-Out
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