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I'm so stoned I feel like a gravel pit with red eyes.

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April 22, 2016 at 8:19 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was gonna come and post something on here but by the time I found the submit story button I forgot what the fuck I was even thinking about... Oh well back to watching men in black which by the way is a really good movie

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April 21, 2016 at 12:33 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I started the day off with a medium session with my buddies. I was pretty damn high when they were here, but then they had to leave. So they left and I was still pretty stoned. I decided to do some more for some damn reason and now i'm stoned as hell listening to audioslave. I think i'm freaking out..

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April 20, 2016 at 8:13 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Ate a pie, then threw up a magical unicorn on her putang

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April 19, 2016 at 10:02 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the universe.

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April 19, 2016 at 5:52 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I'm so baked I can't even tell what's real anymore my brain is all over the fucking joint and I don't know if it's a good thing or not right now

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April 19, 2016 at 5:52 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I've been sitting here reading all these stories until I came across one and laughed and thought wow that person was so baked when they wrote that wtf are they talking about to look at the username and realise it was a stoned me from a different time But right now I have more to say I'm so fucked up I feel like there's at least three dimensions and I don't know which one I'm currently in but I'm sure I'm dreaming of things that aren't actually happening and hearing things in my head that don't exist

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April 19, 2016 at 5:51 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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im so afraid if i open facebook my friends will all see me stoned!!

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April 13, 2016 at 9:18 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I am stoned right now, its 1:13 in the fukin morning , and and outside my front yard in a hammock, but I'm too fuking stoned to go back inside!!;$$-$-$-$-#! Hcxitzjtzjtzktzitztositsitzitzoh shit I hear cops!! Fuuuukkk They sound close Oh fuck!! *praying Ahit shit shit OK they are leaving phew* Thank the lord Jesus Christ our lord savior indeed yes indeed

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April 10, 2016 at 2:16 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I'm stoned out of me weeples, mon. I'm going to make Shakshuka and listen to african music because them boys make some sexy noises. Music gets me higher than de ganja alone, mon! You'd think by reading this im some white nerdy idiot but actually I'm a white nerdy jacked chick magnet welder

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April 8, 2016 at 3:03 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Hey guys I'm back once again stoned from a big ass dab I spent about 30 minutes thinking about how I was going to sneak past my roommate to get Doritos then I remembered I don't give a fuck if he knows I'm stoned so then I told him I'm stoned and offered him a dab and now he's stoned and eating my fucking Doritos

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April 4, 2016 at 12:46 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I go to school stoned as fuck and I think the teachers know. People will point out that I laugh at every little thing.

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March 30, 2016 at 11:33 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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The "next page" link is too tiny for my sausage fingers!!! Mmm sausage

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March 16, 2016 at 11:08 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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