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Holy fuck i am stoned as Fuck. I can't fuggin type like dis shit feels like i'm cuddly as fuck. found this site and holy shit. I laughed my fucking ass off. like I want to fuck rabbits and shit. I don't even know how the fuck thats going to work. oh god I feel like I could fuck my best fiend in the ass. I need to stop this omg. this shit. is good.

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May 11, 2016 at 2:18 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Just smoked my last joints worth of weed. Wishing I was far higher than this, but what can you do. I promised myself I'll stay sober all tomorrow...maybe not...if only I wasn't broke :(

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May 9, 2016 at 8:04 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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How the hell did i get here well im just gonna tell you. I used my oil vape to pump thc into the my lungs and im lost not able to tell a real story at this time.

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May 8, 2016 at 12:00 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Yoo idk how i got here last thing i remember was toking with a friend then poof im suddenly in this green website is this also what you call greenhouse gases

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May 5, 2016 at 5:59 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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IM fuck up right now I cant feel my legs...what the hell happen to them When im walking im just falling back down

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May 4, 2016 at 8:06 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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If you have a fire and a fire extinguisher And you extinguis the fire with the fire extinguisher Who is then the fire extinguisher ? You or the fire extinguisher

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May 3, 2016 at 11:24 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm higher than a pair of cheese puffs on a cloud. I have nice biscuits and sweets. And I am going to curl up in a ball and watch tv.

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May 1, 2016 at 6:21 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
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High as a kite come across this on google wtf am i doing lalala

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April 29, 2016 at 2:01 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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I'm so stoned, I can see 6 peanut m&m,s in front of me but I'm not sure I can reach them.......

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April 26, 2016 at 9:48 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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LED FUCKIN ZEPPELIN!

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April 26, 2016 at 8:08 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm so stoned I feel like a gravel pit with red eyes.

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April 22, 2016 at 8:19 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was gonna come and post something on here but by the time I found the submit story button I forgot what the fuck I was even thinking about... Oh well back to watching men in black which by the way is a really good movie

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April 21, 2016 at 12:33 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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