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I was at an awesome view in Athens with a friend of mine, I was recording a video for a friend in Belgium, and the dude next to me was watching the view from the screen, while I was recording the view and he was saying how awesome it is here. He then understood that he could see the view with his eyes...

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October 28, 2017 at 10:32 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I’m about to face a gas blunt with about 1 g of straight dank in it... I will report back after

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October 24, 2017 at 8:09 pm by Sunstoned in - Bug-Out
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Just chocked off a hugh bong hit, feelong good😀👍, looked up "so fucking stoned" on Google and here I am!!! WURD & SHIT💩

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October 24, 2017 at 6:32 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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brooo im so baked right now im just really laid back and its just slow motion .. my eyes are tingling out of my head :) ... heart rate is like 1mph .... uhmh should i sleep..?

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September 24, 2017 at 9:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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too stoned 2 do my work @home for school 2morrow and wtf am i even typing

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September 11, 2017 at 4:06 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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One time, I was walking around town smoking pot and drinking, and I was so fucked up, when I was walking back home I saw a wrong way sign and turned around. I walked 3 blocks before I realized what happened.

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September 10, 2017 at 9:43 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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So my brothers got me into smoking, and I just started this past Spring/Summer. Recently I bought from my younger brother 47$ of kush. I've been smoking it morning then night sometimes middle of the day for two days now. My entire life has been flashing before my eyes, even as I write this down. I'm filled with this nostalgic longing of when I was a child and everything was so knew and fresh. When I didn't know the true nature of the world and the universe. I keep thinking about how things could have been different, like if I got a girlfriend in high school or I did really well in school. What if some movie shit happened to me and I was a real life Percy Jackson or Peter Parker. What if I still live here, or there, etc. Right now I'm sitting in my library's basement, waiting for it to pass, but the smell of the books only further intoxicates me with nostalgic aura. I just want to come down.

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September 8, 2017 at 4:07 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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im so fucking high while watching a lecture by Seth Lloyd.

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September 8, 2017 at 3:38 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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hehe listen here sunny YEAH BOI piche vergasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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September 1, 2017 at 11:52 pm by tact in - Bug-Out
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I smoked two joints, straight, in the fucking park. Felt like going home, so i hoped on my bike to go home. I couldn't feel my legs and i kept on shouting the lyrics to the music in my earbuds. Got lost on some rando community then got hit by a minivan. Like i said, i couldn't feel shit, so i got up and shouted at the soccer mom "Lady, what the fuck!" then proceded to drive home. I don't know how, i was fucking gone. Some fucking cassette tape kept taunting me all the way home.

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August 9, 2017 at 1:49 am by yourmom in - Stoner-Moment
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I smoked a kief bowl and took a couple huge rips (mind you I haven't smoked for about 2 months) and after that everything looked like a space ship and my fingers felt like pencils yet they looked so wide

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July 31, 2017 at 2:49 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Me and a buddy decided to climb up a tree we found in the middle of campus. As we watched over hundreds of students passing by below us, I declared it the perfect pot smoking tree. Suddenly, we heard coughing from above. I looked further up the tree at a fellow stoner spying down at us. We climbed further up the tree to join him. We shared a blunt with our new found friend

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July 23, 2017 at 12:31 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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