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I'm high as fuck, and I just wanted to say R.I.P Lil Peep.

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November 26, 2017 at 10:33 pm by Anonymous in - Party
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Randomly came across this again, I remember posting a story on here about 5 years ago but I couldn't find it. This website seems pretty dead now, hope i am not the last to post, its currently 00:55am and i am just after taking a bong rip and now i'm gonna play some call of duty :) Hope you have a good day and hello to anyone in the future :)

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November 21, 2017 at 7:55 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Around in SF. everything fuzzy. bay bridge lights feel like rain. city is colorful. everything seems slow. and warm.

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November 19, 2017 at 1:17 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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All I can think about is how fucking green this page is, whilst my nostrils are burning.

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November 18, 2017 at 12:54 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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It took me longer than it should have to find "submit story". I love you guys, na? Cause we know. And people that don't know are lame cause they should know. If they knew... they would realize they knew the whole time. But I love you people. And that guy that had a galaxy hat with High As Fuck on it. He was cool af. But Im not feeling squares.

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November 17, 2017 at 10:08 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I was at an awesome view in Athens with a friend of mine, I was recording a video for a friend in Belgium, and the dude next to me was watching the view from the screen, while I was recording the view and he was saying how awesome it is here. He then understood that he could see the view with his eyes...

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October 28, 2017 at 10:32 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I’m about to face a gas blunt with about 1 g of straight dank in it... I will report back after

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October 24, 2017 at 8:09 pm by Sunstoned in - Bug-Out
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Just chocked off a hugh bong hit, feelong good😀👍, looked up "so fucking stoned" on Google and here I am!!! WURD & SHIT💩

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October 24, 2017 at 6:32 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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brooo im so baked right now im just really laid back and its just slow motion .. my eyes are tingling out of my head :) ... heart rate is like 1mph .... uhmh should i sleep..?

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September 24, 2017 at 9:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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too stoned 2 do my work @home for school 2morrow and wtf am i even typing

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September 11, 2017 at 4:06 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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One time, I was walking around town smoking pot and drinking, and I was so fucked up, when I was walking back home I saw a wrong way sign and turned around. I walked 3 blocks before I realized what happened.

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September 10, 2017 at 9:43 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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So my brothers got me into smoking, and I just started this past Spring/Summer. Recently I bought from my younger brother 47$ of kush. I've been smoking it morning then night sometimes middle of the day for two days now. My entire life has been flashing before my eyes, even as I write this down. I'm filled with this nostalgic longing of when I was a child and everything was so knew and fresh. When I didn't know the true nature of the world and the universe. I keep thinking about how things could have been different, like if I got a girlfriend in high school or I did really well in school. What if some movie shit happened to me and I was a real life Percy Jackson or Peter Parker. What if I still live here, or there, etc. Right now I'm sitting in my library's basement, waiting for it to pass, but the smell of the books only further intoxicates me with nostalgic aura. I just want to come down.

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September 8, 2017 at 4:07 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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