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I'm so high rn I went to the internet to look up "high as giraffe pussy" jokes, came across this site, read it and sent this in. Man I love weed.

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September 22, 2018 at 12:22 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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man, one moment i thought 'fuck im stoned,' and next thing you know im here

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September 17, 2018 at 12:40 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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i hit resin from my moms bowl that she stole from me

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September 8, 2018 at 2:11 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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this dude left me on read and now im high as shit and fell sad but im high so i actually feel happy .

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August 3, 2018 at 1:49 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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If I shove a nug up my ass, will I get high? Heck, I'm slightly high at thine moment

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July 10, 2018 at 4:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Laying in bed high as a kite lol. Idk what time it is or even what day. Life is good.haha

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May 19, 2018 at 11:56 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Dude I just smoked some fuckin SFC if any of yall know what that means lmao. im so blazed thT I F0UCKIN FLY AND SHIT

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April 13, 2018 at 2:47 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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High asf in the shower i think im melting or domething dude bc iiii am in the showerrv abd an ant bit my face

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April 8, 2018 at 10:33 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Im sitting here so high and I just relized that I can type pretty fast thats cool and I just realized I typed realized wront the first time lol This weed is so good

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April 5, 2018 at 11:27 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Fuck....I’m high as shit.....I can’t remember where this is going but yeah I’m stoned

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April 5, 2018 at 2:59 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I tried to get up to go to the bathroom and just didn't get up nopeee mmm

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April 1, 2018 at 2:30 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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