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I'm so high right now. I look like a drunken pug...I'm chilling tho

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May 30, 2016 at 10:40 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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typed in "fuck im high" and got here. and holy shit i am high. Space Queen is a close second to Blue Dream fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk meeeeeee oh dude my leg is like shaking its pretty cool. You know... we did win the war. Oh man im gone. go weed. woohoo

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May 26, 2016 at 11:09 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I "higher than anyone" right now. I should be sleeping but i beat the high. I fuckin buusteedddd m8888sss oohhhllyyy shit m8. wow just realized i was still typing. what a cucking reject. cuckamoyyyygooootchh

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May 24, 2016 at 2:58 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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ate a brownie walked to mc donalds with a friend was fine till i got to the cashier and it hit me fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck why did i spend40 bucks at micky ds?

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May 22, 2016 at 9:17 pm by fuckimstonedlikeamf in - Newbies
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Yo. Love all of you stoners!

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May 21, 2016 at 12:39 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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can I get a large number 4 with barbecue sauce

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May 20, 2016 at 9:12 pm by Anonymous in - Sex
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I have discovered the worlds best baked snack...mocrowave mug brownies. This is fucking ace.

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May 16, 2016 at 7:09 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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High? Yes. I'm am verily highlily. Mango. Man Go! Hey Mang! Oooooooo

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May 16, 2016 at 2:28 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Smoked a tightly packed full glass bowl in my pipe. Just lit that up outside my back window as my rents are asleep in the next room. Watching Phil of the Future now in 2016!!

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May 11, 2016 at 8:53 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Flip my food is the best when you're baked

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May 11, 2016 at 10:37 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Holy fuck i am stoned as Fuck. I can't fuggin type like dis shit feels like i'm cuddly as fuck. found this site and holy shit. I laughed my fucking ass off. like I want to fuck rabbits and shit. I don't even know how the fuck thats going to work. oh god I feel like I could fuck my best fiend in the ass. I need to stop this omg. this shit. is good.

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May 11, 2016 at 2:18 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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