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Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FIS

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September 11, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Another time I was talking to my friend that works at a gas station. I bought some peanuts and decided to start throwing them out the open door, when a squirrel came walking up. I lured it into the store and it wandered around for a bit, before finding an Mmazing bar, which it then proceeded to put in its mouth and run out of the store.

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September 11, 2009 at 7:04 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I was hanging out with 3 friends, and this was when we didnt have much of a tolerance and taking big bong rips of some really good weed, and we were tottally gone, so me and 2 other friends go upstairs to make some pizza, so we open the wrapper and put the pizza on the round wooden thing you put it on to put in the overn, well after we put it on the wood thing, we all held it up on our hands in a circle and just stared at the pizza and laughed at it for a good 15 minutes before relizing we had to put it into the oven

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September 11, 2009 at 7:04 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Me and two friends were out cruisin one night, and since we were out in the suburbs and it was a woody area, I got the feeling that we were in a horror movie. So I immediately told my friends that there was surely a werewolf out there, somewhere. About 15 minutes later, after having forgotten about that, a spurt of water suddenly hits the car, and I exclaim "DUDE, THE WEREWOLF JUST SPIT ON THE CAR." It was a sprinkler from the golf course we were driving by. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 5:40 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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