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My friend went to look through my freezer when all of a sudden my other friend freaks out and yells "STOP IT, BILLS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!".....Bill was my refrigerator, fuck we were stoned!

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February 21, 2010 at 3:45 am by bizznotch101 in - Bug-Out
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A few weeks ago me and my best friend D decided we were gonna skip school and smoke with these two girls. We started off the morning smoking a blunt of some good dro, pretty average for me and my friends tolerance but the girls were blasted. We ended up going to eat at chilis only for the girls to disappear. Turns out they ended up going home telling their parents they skiped and sleeping/puking all day. Fuck they were stoned.

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February 20, 2010 at 6:21 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out
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One night a few years ago when i was in seventh grade me and my friend D were chillin in his garage apartment. we were smoking fat blunts of grand daddy purp and i was trippin on cid. MY other two friends decided that they would take a joy ride from there house over here so we could hot box his moms bmw.( remember were only 13) After smoking it out we made a stop at a cvs for some munchies. i put my sour patch kids on the counter trying to act as sober as possible only to have the cashier and the security gaurd laugh me out of the store. Not without reminding me i might wanna tell my friend to turn his lights on and that i could use some cologne. FIS

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February 20, 2010 at 6:16 pm by griff_walker1 in - Bug-Out
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So I was hanging out at my friends house, and we were smoking a fat ass blunt & I leaned back in my chair, and seconds later heard a loud 'meow' & didn't know that I had leaned on the cat.. woops.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:37 pm by thisistefanie in - Stoner-Moment
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- Dont Be Too Lazy To Read This!! -A few friends and I got some shrooms, and they took a while to hit us, so we decided to get drunk and smoke weed. so like an hour later, i was starring at this picture on this guys fireplace in his basement, and it started like, spinning from the inside out. I knew i was fucked right then. I totally forget what happened right after that, but i remember biting my friends toe, and eating my hand. When i noticed that i kept eating my hand. I was like, "fuck, i have to stop doing that" Then like 5 mins later, without even realizing it, it was in my mouth again. After a while, we decided to get up and do somthing. But my whole body felt like noodles, so i couldn't walk or anything. we started to play ping-pong and i sucked so bad. The ball ended up in this well kind of thing in his laundry room. So i went to go get it, and started freaking out because i thought the ball was floating over an endless whole (It was just floating on water in a deep whole) I called it "The whole of nothingness... " I also kept saying it was glitched n shit. When i went to get the ball the water started rippling and it was really trippy:p we also attempted to watch alice in wonderland, but it was too scary so we watched spiderman instead. The colours were really bright and mostly like fluorescent blue and red. and It was kinda 3-d and Dr. Oct's arms were coming out of the tv n shit. Theres alot more to tell but its too much to type.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:33 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Stoner-Moment
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One day, my friend and I went out to the woods to smoke some hash and some weed. We brought like 6 Gatorades and pretzels in a backpack. When we found a good spot to sesh. we sat down and in about 15 mins, we were soo ripped, and got hungry and started eating. Half way through the bag of pretzels, i started laughing for some reason, then i choked on a mouthful of pretzels, and a few fell out of my mouth, my friend and i though i was throwing up. I was tripping so hard, cuz i didnt know why i was throwing up, But i actually wasnt... So we kept eating after that and i dropped a few pretzels and picked it up along with a few twigs, and started eating them not knowing they were twigs until my friend started laughing his ass off.

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February 20, 2010 at 5:12 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Outdoors
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How does this rap sound. Please leave comments.Rollin on the bus Rolling on the bus in the morn, listen to the horn, we all sitting in a dorm, with collage kids smoking up the dome. Then they pass o it this way to me, cus I m the one who lit up that good cherry. Now we chillin and blazing, as we zoom down the streets a curvin, even the bus driver be crazin, hit a red light and stop on the spot, better stop soon before we get caught, fuck that bullshit I ain't no cop, let's keep smoking this shit all the way to the top. (sirens) oh fuck it's time to quit, I ain't gettin caught with this shit. Up the stairs come the pigs, lookin at evryone and there diggs, now he comin down the aisle lokkin for that green pile, standin in front o me, he says was it you who lit that cherry? Then I get an idea and I yell to the bitch, come smoke this shit with us don't be a snitch! So now we all blazed Rollin in the morn, got the cops with us we all on board, smokin all that shit lookin like we ain't gona quit but then, oh shit, we out of weed. 

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February 20, 2010 at 3:02 am by Johnnyboy94 in - Stoner-Moment
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Me and my buddy got ripped in the woods and i got the worst cottonmouth ever. So i decided to try some bong water. It was so nasty i gagged and almost puked. After awhile I was still thirsty so i had another sip and started all over. FIS

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February 17, 2010 at 12:08 am by metal4life43 in - Stoner-Moment
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So today at work there was this guy who came into my work from this bar not to far away. I check him in he goes up stairs 5 mins later he is running up to me and my co-worker then throws his cell phone which hit this wall behind him as his running up to us. Then he bust out yell about how some took his lube and condoms. So we ask him who the guy was and he say "no it happened at the bar he was just at." WTF really I'm thinking to myself. So away me and my coworker were trying to claim this guy down as he's yelling now on the phone with someone from the bar...Then it comes the best every,from the guy who checked in:"Do you knw where i am I'm at (the place I work) without my lube or condoms" I told my coworker I'll be right back. I ran outside and almost died of laughing I have no idea wht was up with the whole situation.

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February 16, 2010 at 4:09 am by dantedelldante in - Bug-Out
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Last summer, after coming back from Florida for two weeks, me and my bud grabbed 4 grams, and we smoked it in these bushes near a park. It was my first time smoking for 2 weeks (since i was in Florida) and I was fucking ripped out of my mind. We made our way down to Subway, and my friend and I finished our order, and as I was about to pay, my vision started to go all blurry, and I dropped my money, and my vision it was starting to narrow, then suddenly went all grey then black, and the next thing i know, im stumbling backwards, and i blackout right in the middle of the restaurant. When i got back up (from being on the floor for 5 mins) this lady kept saying sir, sir, are you okay? I was like wtf? why are you calling me sir? So as i got up i realized that i had a huge cut on my back from falling on the pop fountain, and a small cut on my arm. This was the highlight of my summer :)

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February 14, 2010 at 8:23 pm by Mast3rOfPupp3ts in - Stoner-Moment
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Me and an old buddy smoked some nice fat blunts and went on a safari down an abandoned dirt road there were soo many mosquitoes and this airplane flew over is from behind and we thought the mosquitoes were bullets so we started running then we turned to each other and started laughing and said how it felt like we were in an old war movie..good times

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February 13, 2010 at 10:23 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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estevan, cliff, and my story that we will continue too right Category: Writing and Poetry Ok I want you all to understand that this is most likely a story about us if you read part one it is much more eliberate, much better but i don't have my buddies here i will post part one on here once i find my buddy cliff on myspace but until then this is part two cliff is going too make a part three and estevan will make a part for and then so on and so on when ever we decide too stop haha. thanks for reading POLLY THE GAINT POT SMOKING PENIS 2 Polly, the airport security guy, jake, and the woman that polly and probably bill clinton had sexual relations with decided that they were all going to take a trip up too Las Vegas, now this wasn't just another random trip well maybe a little but not like hella random Polly being the gaint pimpin cock that he was knew a lot of women up in vegas and new some dealers with the bomb ass kush, as their flight begins too depart Polly decides that it would be a really cool idea if he lights up a fatty on the plane, he looks at the flight attendent and as he does he slowly raises this fat ass blunt up to his fat ass dick lips and lights it up. Everyone on the plane looks at him in shock and then they all smile, jake and the airport security guy (who's name they still don't know) and the chick that polly picked up, are shocked that he would do such a thing as to lighting up a big splooger on a plane, but they do not protest not in the least bit, they start passing that shit everyone starts hitting it and needless too say everyone was super high, but polly always told his buddies i could be higher, so this nigga busts out another fatty no doubt he was going to go out with a bang. They finally reach the airport they are all fuckin stoned out of there minds polly walks out with his big ass grin and says while he laughs "I'm so high right now!" smoke billows out of the plane door and floods the airport they proceed too walk out of the plane there were too dogs waiting for them, the funny thing was these little fuckers got high as well from all that god damn smoke up in that mother fuckin plane. They make it too there hotel, The Rio and decided too hit up one of the people that polly knew because polly smoked all the pot on the flight there. Polly tries too dial the phone and as he does he looks in the mirror and says, "Has anyone else noticed that i am a huge dick, or am i just trippin out." They all laugh as polly falls on the ground and a voice on the phone says, "Hola" polly looks at the phone and laughs "Hey man you got the weed?" the voice on the phone replied "Que?" polly looked at the phone confused and appologized like "Dude i'm sorry i'm really high and dialed the wrong number my bad dude." And hung up. Now Polly tried again he got the number right and they drove down too get there weed. Polly looked at the guys and was all like "Fuck man i'm trippin balls i think that this shit is laced." they look at him and he starts screaming for them too pull over the car and that there is a huge flying cow behind them, not knowing what too do they stop the car and let Polly talk too his fake ass cow.

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February 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Me and my buddy got an 80 and decided we were going to smoke the whole thing that night, decided too go to mcdonalds super high and i go up too the counter looking a woman who doesn't speak any english in the eyes and when she greets me i start too laugh histerically. I ordered 15 mcdoubles 5 hot and spice's and five small fries and three little soft surves. fis

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February 10, 2010 at 3:19 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was over at my buddy's house with some friends waitin for some other friends to get back with some weed. They get back, and the tokin begins. A bub was passed around, a bong was passed around and we had a gas mask bowl to ourselves. Next thing I know Modern Warfare 2 was being played. The gamertag we were playing had just won a match, and I got real excited for whoever won, until I looked down and realized the controller was in my hand. FIS

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February 10, 2010 at 2:30 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Tokin some dank bowls in bellingham totaly new to the area. me and two buds went exploring tryin to find boulders to climb. where hikin up a mountain trail near the campus, about 30 minutes we all kinda wonder off on different trials. all of us had the same idea and smoked a joint and about two hours later we met back up mysteriously and had our own crazy adventures to tell eachother.

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February 9, 2010 at 10:15 pm by gonzofree in - Outdoors
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So a while back this buddy I had rolled some awesome fat blunts and we walked down this abandoned dirt road by his house smoked out and went on safari there was an abundance of mosquitoes cause of all the puddles this airplane flew real low over us and as it flew over with the sound and the mosquitoes flying at us we started running cause we thought the airplane was shooting at us we turned to each other and just laughed and said how it felt just like we were in a war movie....great times!

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February 7, 2010 at 8:41 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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alright so one day me and a few people buy some bud and we were thinking about where would be a good spot to burn. we were walking next to a cemetary and my brother just blurts out "hey how bout we just smoke in the cemetary" and jumps over the fence before the rest of us can have any say in the matter. so i hop over the fence after and my homeboy follows after me while the last kid stays behind cause he was too scared to tag along. anyway we roll up a blunt and start smoking, and we notice a short skinny mexican looking guy walking around and he comes our way. this blunt was too good to put down so we didnt care we jsut kept smokin, so he walks up to us and hes like hey are u guys smokin? were like yea man wats is look like.. and hes like oh dont worry man its ok i work here i just watch this place and sometimes i like to drink some beers, and he pulls out 2 empty beer cans from behind a tombstone. so we were like hey man u want a hit of this?.. he had said that he never smoked weed before and i believed him cuz he loooked really fucked up after just 2 hits. anyway after we finished smoking he led us out through the gate and said hey man come back anytime ill throw money down to buy some more weed and were like ok no doubt. i never saw the guy again and it wasnt till i told this story to someone that they pointed out that maybe he was a ghost... i might have been smoking with a fuckin ghost!! that trips me out to this day, that was some good fuckin weed.. FUCK I WAS STONED!

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February 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm by pyro1392 in - Stoner-Moment
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So I just scraped the only piece I have for its rez. I got this huge ass ball and my boy had some extra herbal topping. We smoked a bowl that lasted at least an hour. When we got back in I started to play Fallout 3 for the first time. The begginning made me feel like I was fucking retard. I though I was actually a baby again....FIS.

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February 6, 2010 at 3:21 am by Karmageddon in - Stoner-Moment
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today, while smoking pot, the weed episode of Grounded For Life came on. I lol'd

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February 5, 2010 at 4:52 pm by maku in - Bug-Out
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ONe time me and my boys had just finished personal codeine blunts, and we were widing down for the night. all of a sudden campus police burst in and bein arresting all us dirty potters. While waiting while they went through our rooms i sat on the couch i handcuff high and leening hard. i then attempt to scratch my leg. The sensation of my arms being so uncomfortable apparently made my high mind think my hands were simply sitting in my lap. this feeling lasted all the way to the station. FI(was)S

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February 5, 2010 at 1:32 pm by Anonymous in - Busted
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Today I smoked two joints and eight bowls with my bro. And I was realy stoned, the way I could tell was that my bro snapped me out of a 30 minute conversation with my dog. FIS!!

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February 4, 2010 at 10:50 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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me and a couple friends were baked as hell chillin in my room. one of my friends looks at the other and says "dude...i feel like woody's my monkey...like he's a little chimp"

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February 4, 2010 at 8:30 pm by Bunnyz in - Stoner-Moment
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My brother and I went to Walmart to get some munchie food because my mom had just given us $30 each for the week. We smoked on the way over and spent half an hour trying to find these "Walt Disney's Freeze Dried Apples", with no luck. We finally asked a cool looking black guy there if he could help us find them, and he totally abandoned his job and lead us through the store and made it his mission to help us find them. He asked other employees, had them radio people, and when told they couldn't find any so they were probably out, said that he didn't like that, and he was going to help us get them. He asked a manager where they could be, who finally, after twenty extra minutes of searching, led us right to them. The guy high-fived his manager and shook both of ours hands and told us to remember him, "Henry from Produce". I'll always remember you.

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February 4, 2010 at 6:57 pm by swiminair in - Stoner-Moment
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I think the highest I've ever been was in Peshawar Pakistan. It was there at a local market that I ran into a gentleman who called himself Abdul, the Hash Baron. So naturally I bought an ounce or so from him. It was made like yesterday, I mean it simply doesn't get any fresher. Our hotel room faced the rear of the building where the kitchen and dumpsters were. We noticed there were always falcons swarming around looking for scraps of food. Well, we got so shit-faced we started talking about how easy it would be to catch one. I went back to my room, while my buddy called room service and ordered them to send him up a half a loaf of plain bread. He made a pile of bread crumbs on the balcony, with a trail of them leading through the open door into the room. When I came back into the room, I opened the door and startled a falcon who was about two feet into the room, which promptly flew away. My buddy was on the floor in a crouch position with the blanket from the bed draped over him. He was ready to pounce on the bird when I had opened the door. He was cussing me for chasing the bird away. Jesus we were high. That bird had about a 5 foot wingspan, a set of surgically sharp razor blades on the end of each leg, with a sharpened beak capable of shattering bone. We're damn lucky I scared it away. That f'ing thing would have ripped us to shreds. Fuck we were stoned...

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February 4, 2010 at 3:04 pm by Eggs Ackley in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm stoned, right now, in my house, with my mom and my sister. They have no clue!!! My dog just taught me the secret of the universe but I don't have a spanish keyboard to type them with so oh well =/. Hahahaha I love everything XDDDDD

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February 3, 2010 at 5:31 pm by BAWBCABOOSE7 in - Bug-Out
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well after rolling a trifecta (that crucifix spliff) and tokeing for about 10 min i started saying 'there' evey so often at the tv. my smoking buddy was all WTF man. so i told him. I was seeing how often the letter k was bieng used on daytime tv during speech. commence the next 40 min of laughing and going, there........there......there...................................there. the infrequency of the letter k made it awesome as the longer between k's the bigger the rush when it was finaly used

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February 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Today me and my friend smoked behind a snack stand in our local park then immediatly went to mcdonalds and pigged out.FIS

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February 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm by silentstoner in - Outdoors
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so me and my classmate decided to do a traditional pre-exam smoke session, you know to calm those nerves and because calc 2 exams make no sense regardless your level of stonedness. I don't remember how much we smoked but all i know that it was some pretty dank crippy and we were fucked beyond a logical point. I don't remember walking to the exam and sitting down, seriously it was like we went from smoking out of my bong and were transported to our exam. Needless to say showing up at an exam wreaking and all chink-eyed may tip some people off, but hysterical laughter upon realizing that everything makes perfect sense in it's magical mathematical way. it took both of us about 30 minutes to do the exam, we walked out, smoked some more, came back a week later to find out that we both got perfect scores. and to anyone who says that stoners can't do well in school i tell them to suck my dick while my buddy rails them in the ass. Study High, Take Exams High, Get High Grades

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February 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Ha. Picture this. 4-20. Me and my bestie were smokin that white widow. We got hungry so we started walking to whataburger. I took out my laser pointer and pointed it at the ground, and my friend followed it everywhere I pointed it for a mile down the road. FIS

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February 3, 2010 at 3:06 pm by marleygirl143 in - Stoner-Moment
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We were hot-boxing in my buddy's truck back behind someone's house, and there was a tree next to us. a couple hours into the hot-boxing session I looked down and went off into my own head. I felt the car move so I figured we were heading home. ten minutes later I look up, and the tree's still there. Laughed at myself, and looked away again. repeated this experience THREE TIMES, and the last time I loudly exclaimed, Damn, I thought we'd left like three times already, but then the tree's still there, so we couldn't have left...everyone laughed at me for about ten minutes straight.

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February 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I smoked a fat blunt, went on my comp to browse stumble upon...a thing i do normally when im baked. The first site it took me to was fuckimstoned.com FIS

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February 3, 2010 at 12:19 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Yesterday I smoke a huge ass joint wih my bro, needless to say, after the joint we were both pretty stoned. But then, I remeberd I still had a gram of dro left! So I smoked all of it to my self. When I smoke, I go on my roof, so when I was done I tried to get up and go in my window, but I fell out of my window and fell halfway down my roof almost falling off! But then I gave a high laugh and wnt in my room and played xbox. FIS!!

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February 3, 2010 at 12:18 am by Johnnyboy94 in - Stoner-Moment
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A couple of days ago I smoked like eight bowls with my bro, and I tried walkig around my house when I realized I we just sitting on my couch watching a bllank tv. I gave my signature high laugh which is a mix between goofy and micky mouse. And then I tried to get up and fell over and continued laughing. That's when noticed, fuck I'm stoned.

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February 3, 2010 at 12:09 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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First day of the semester, I've been sober for a whole month, all my stoner friends got kicked out off-campus last semester. I was alone and hoping to find someone I can do GBs with. On the end of the day, I met this guy in class and it turns out, he was a stoner motherfucker. He invited me to his apartment and that's when all hell broke loose. The first thing we did was take a GB. He had some really dank shit. When his roommates got back, we did at least 4 more GBs. I was literally, stoned out of my mind. I couldn't tell who I was talking to. I couldn't figure out how to open the fucking door. I forgot how the fuck I got in the apartment. I had to go back to my dorm but I was going fucking nowhere. I just layed in the bath tub until I was sober. Which was the day after.

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February 1, 2010 at 3:38 pm by Anonimouse in - Stoner-Moment
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Well, I just bought an ounce of White rhino. I rolled 4 blunts and sat the 3/4 ounce i had left on my dresser, I lit up the first blunt, turned on the Xbox and went to town playing Modern Warfare. But, little did i know that i was really going to get fucked up. Daylight savings time was about to kick in, I remember after the first blunt i wasn't high enough, so i lit up another,smoked half of it, and then put it out. It was 11:52 PM when i fell asleep. I woke up and saw that the clock said 11:05 PM..... I started to freak out and though that i somehow went back in time by smoking too much weed and the Xbox was actually a time machine, So I called my mom and told her what happened. She made me feel like a total tard after she told me daylight savings time kicked in and i was stupid then she laughed her ass off and hung up.

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February 1, 2010 at 2:23 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I worked as a custodian at a school one summer. For my lunch breaks I used to leave and get really high and come back. Before going back to work I would go around back and smoke a cig. One day I smelt some great weed while smoking my cig and went into the woods looking for kids smoking. I did this for a couple of days until a friend asked me if I thought about if it was just a skunk. Turns out my friend was right. FIM

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January 31, 2010 at 3:53 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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so i smoked a quad with a couple of my buddies and we went to mcdonalds which is where usually end up when blazed, not planning to mind you it just always seems to happen...so we order 15 mcdoubles, the lady behind the counter looked at us really weird and we all started cheesin it...we paid and then sat down to wait for our food, and when our order was ready, 5 minutes later we were still laughing and we got our mcdoubles and then i saw the manager on the phone and i said o shit he's calling the cops! and my friends panicked and grabbed the food and hauled ass outta there, in the car we realized we stole their tray FIS!

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January 31, 2010 at 12:01 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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The other day I smoked with this cute chick and a friend of mine, then went to get coffee. The chick left and my friend (and this other shady kid) talked me into going into the projects with them to pick up more bud in a car. We drive up to this broken down 1 story shed-house thing with no windows or door, and our car is instantly surrounded by black dudes in ski-masks. Apparently I was sitting next to the only working window in the car, and I had to buy 9 bags from these scary gangster dudes. I made them drop me back off at the coffee place like, INSTANTLY after we were done. FI(was)S.

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January 30, 2010 at 9:29 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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One day me my brother and his girlfriend got a sack from a buddy of mine who told us that this was "different" than the stuff he usually had and to be carefull. being pretty new to smoking weed we didn't really know what this meant, so we drove around and smoked bowls. my brother's girlfriend dropped the pipe and as we're driving 45 on a 4 lane highway. so we ALL, including my brother, the driver, started to try and pick up all the weed that had fallen out. When my brother finally realizes what he's doing he looks up and see's that he's driving in the far left lane and there's a truck ten feet in front of him. after missing the truck by inches we were so scared we pulled over and freaked out for an hour. FIS

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January 30, 2010 at 4:15 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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man i got a half oz and roled one blunt that weight 2.7 and me and a buddy smoked it, and man that blunt got me so high and then we decided to rool another blunt but this one weighed 4.2 oh my god im a habitual smoker.like every day and man this was like getting high for my first time all over again FUCK YEAH CHONIC

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January 30, 2010 at 3:38 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Ok so i had just finished a blunt of some of the best weed from Cali to myself. In other words i was ripped. I had been high before and knew i was stoned but didn't think much of it. Well i was sitting on my couch just starring at the carpet not saying a word. I guess i had fallen asleep because i woke up two hours later in my bed. My room was covered in uncooked ramen noodles and hot sauce. All my clothes were off their hanger. Worst of all my dog was walking really funny. Thats when i noticed my balls were covered in honey and my flaccid dick had a shit covered condom on it. What a trip.

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January 30, 2010 at 1:48 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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The first time I ever smoked. My friend has been smoking for years before this so he was freaking the funk out of me. The worst thing he did was make this noise like he was chaining me down. Of course I believed him. He proceeded to chain every part of my body with nothing but air. I was so fucking stoned.

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January 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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I was so high that I really thought I was going to die. When I looked down at myself, I thought "man, what a pitiful way to die, in sweatpants and a t-shirt." So I decided it was a good idea to put on slacks, shirt, and a tie. If I died, I was gonna die looking good.

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January 26, 2010 at 7:40 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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The first time I ever ripped a gravity bong, I thought I was in the year 1997. FIS.

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January 26, 2010 at 6:45 pm by ewils79 in - Newbies
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friend and I were up all night smoking and eating some serbian hybrid shit... so,we rented some shitty dvd movies to make fun about. after the night of sick laughter, about 10 am we went to dvd store just to return the discs we have taken. so, first, i walk in a store beside the one with dvds and shit. of course, i haven't noticed that, but i did notice that i have forgotten the fuckin' discs. so, i try to go out the shitty store, and instead of opening the door, i opened the big glass coke fridge. then, i collapsed.

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January 26, 2010 at 8:59 am by goran.sajdl in - Stoner-Moment
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I took a massive bong hit I couldn't clear, but it was only little smoke, so I was just going to blow thrrew the stem. As My mouth hit the stem, I instantly thought it was a straw, and sucked in. FIS.

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January 26, 2010 at 3:29 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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so... i was driving home after me and my lil brother smoked two blunts of kinds to ourselves when i starteed to feel a little woozy. with me driving and the wheel in my brothers hand i then went to throw up out my window but my window wasnt rolled down and i ended up puking all over myself

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January 26, 2010 at 1:43 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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on night me and my friend smoked a joint of the dankest dank, as soon as we finished our friends called us and said to drive over to hang out, so once we got there we were about 20 feet away from the car when i noticed his headlights were still on, so once i told my friend this started to make me laugh then after that it was a domino affect we were dying, as we were slowly walking back to the car laughing hard i kept saying "your headlights are brighter than the sun", by then our friends came out front to find us on the ground infront of the car laughing and me crying from laughing about the headlights..FIS

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January 26, 2010 at 1:36 am by sk8nshake in - Outdoors
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two days ago i was smoking a bowl in my room when my grandpa (who is also a pothead) walked in. He looked kind of irriated and told me to close my door cause my room smelt. He came back in with a tray full of mozzarella sticks a plate of quesadillas and really red eyes. " Maryyyy wanna watch a movie?"..... Hell yea grandpa

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January 25, 2010 at 10:51 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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So my friend and I smoked a ton of weed, then we techno viking-ed all the way back to our dorm. We are now techno viking bros. Fuck we were stoned.

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January 25, 2010 at 10:07 pm by Andro in - Bug-Out
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So me and a couple of my good friends just smoked some weed in my car and i was just "flippin", which means drivin round smokin weed. and i drove on my old street i had lived on like 3 yrs previously and didnt realize it. when i was at the end of the street i said "i have NEVER been here before!" then i was like, "oh shit! i used to live here!!!" haha i was soo stoned.

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January 21, 2010 at 7:32 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was cruising with a friend of mine one night when we decided to go get some Taco Bell. We scrounged enough change to get a burrito for each of us and quickly realized we would need more. We got some cash at an ATM (it didn't even occur to me until now I could have used my card) and drove through a different Taco Bell, still eating our burritos.

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January 21, 2010 at 6:43 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I took a bong hit but couldn't clear it all. There wasn't enough left to be a good hit, so I was just going to blow threw the stem. When I did so, for a split second, I thought it was a straw. You can guess what happen. FIS.

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January 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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A few days ago, me and a 2 friends got destroyed on an ounce of real dank stuff, and when we ran out we decided we needed food and something to smoke. We were so fucked we couldn't walk so we took everything on the table, rolled it up on a paper plate and smoked it. When the buzz died we found out we tried to smoke butter, cheese, mustard, ketchup, pepperoni, bread, and a plate all at once. FIS!

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January 3, 2010 at 9:25 pm by BAWBCABOOSE7 in - Bug-Out
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i was at this guys house, had smoked before but this was the first time i really got stoned. i started to get tired so i decided to walk around to keep myself from sleeping. BAD IDEA. knocked over the bong and spilled smelly bongwater all over this guys carpet.. A half an hour later it was time for visine, finished one eye and went to sleep for a few minutes. When i woke up i forgot that i had 1 red eye and 1 white one. fis

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January 2, 2010 at 1:53 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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so me and my best friend blake decided to smoke some nugs, we went through a quarter in a half hour. next thing i know, were at mcdonalds making an attempt to order 9 mcdoubles. blake cant talk he is laughing so hard, and since he's laughing, its making him laugh even harder. i walk up there all calm and normal, say my order, try and hand this ugly fat chick the money, but my hand is shaking so bad i end up dropping the money all over the counter.. (did i mention we attempted to pay for 9 mcdoubles with change?) FI(was)S!

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January 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Me my girlfriend and about 6 other people were all tripping on lucy the night before thanksgiving and we decided to go for a walk in the neighborhood we were in. We went down the street to where our one friends lived when we noticed no lights we on and the kids girlfriends car was out front. it was really dark so we decided to see if a spotlight would come on so all of us starting running around the house screaming and yelling at 3 in the morning and his girlfriends car was open so we decided to go back to the house and roll 4 joints. we go back to the car and all 8 of us piled into the jetta and lite up all four joints with the doors closed. after we finished we left a dead goldfish and the smell of weed in her car. Fuck we were stoned!

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December 30, 2009 at 2:16 pm by Blocness in - Outdoors
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me and my friend were in my bosses car and my boss got out to try to get it to start. my friend looks at the stearing wheel like deer what kind of shit car is this. it was a jeep and the wheel was upside down. oh yeah we had just left the boss' house after a toke. fis

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December 27, 2009 at 10:40 am by radioactivesp00ns in - Bug-Out
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One time i was over my friends house and his little brother and his friend came over and wanted to try smoking pot. I was trippen on cid and rolled this imaculate blunt had no idea how i did it. but my friends little brothers friend starts talking trash to me and how he could smoke more then me AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME. so i sit him down hand him my work of art and i was like let me spark it and you can smoke the entire thing. just hand it to me after your done. took 1 hit of it and was laughing and fell asleep 30 minutes later. but in his defense the blunts diameter was about the size of a quater.

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December 27, 2009 at 10:38 am by radioactivesp00ns in - Newbies
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haha took a few bong rips before class. on the walk there my legs buckled under me a little and i thought oh fuck.. i forgot how to walk.. then in the lecture i drew a beautiful picture of the golden gate bridge and city lights. by the time i was done the professor dismissed the class... sigh it was the only class i had that day

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December 26, 2009 at 5:17 am by cheechbob in - Stoner-Moment
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One time me and my bestfriend smoked this real dank shit and decided to go to a haunted hospital an hour away so we did and were scared out of our minds, afterwards we smoked some more and went to smoothie king and we ordered the bigest smoothie with extra caffeine and at the time we thought it was the funniest thing ever and we laughed for about 10 minutes and the cashier was so confused and we laughed more because she was dumb. FIS

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December 26, 2009 at 1:41 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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one time while still new to danker weed, i blazed myself RETARDED. i was making no sense. i invented my own language which i constantly used to talk to my buddies. the language was basically english but all vowels were u's. while i talked to them, i played modern warfare 2. i swear to this day that i was controlling the guy onscreen. my hands were holding the gun and everything. i was way too ripped to function but it was still incredibly enjoyable. FI(was)S

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December 23, 2009 at 9:10 pm by cloud9 in - Stoner-Moment
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so this happened awhile ago, but me and my friends were hiking a trail near our houses, a 6 or so mile round trial that circles a man made resevoir. we got into some conversation, smoking some bowls, and got to an area where there was a legitimate wooden draw bridge in teh middle of the woods, it was cool, we had a long discussion about how you only see those kind of things when you're stoned, 30 or so minutes go by, we turn around and get back to the wooden bridge, and the converstaion sparks again, "yeah weird shit always happens when you're high...... " as we round teh corner, we are met with a man, standing about 6 foot 5 , wearing a gorilla costume, he quickly takes his mask off so as not to scare us, and tells us that his son is just doing a project for school.... the kicker, one of us knew the gorilla , on teh car ride home, we had a conversation about how stuff like THAT only happens when youre high...retrospective FIS

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December 22, 2009 at 6:36 pm by Satans math tutor in - Bug-Out
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my buddy and i had just smoked alot and we were driving to taco bell. we got stopped at the front of the left turn lane at this light so we turned the music up and started jammin out air drums, guitar, the works. finally i look up and the left turn light is yellow and we end up being the only ones in a long line able to take the turn =P. FIS

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December 17, 2009 at 11:06 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I got high then went on this site. I read a story that said "I was like 'FIS!'" It took me an hour to work out what FIS meant. FIS.

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December 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was sitting getting stoned in a park with my girlfriend, and 4 of these kind of new-age hippie 40 something women came in and started worshipping this big obelisk (there is actually a big obelisk, this isn't my imagination) in the middle of the park. They had candles, bells and shit that made noise, pictures they were putting around the obelisk, all sorts of crazy shit. They just stood there for about 30 minutes, staring daggers at me and my lady for having the nerve to think what they were doing was fucking weird, and just 'appreciating' the obelisk or something. Shit like that only happens when you're stoned, I swear.

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December 17, 2009 at 5:56 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I was creating my first Fuck I'm Stoned profile when I reached the part where you have to enter two random words to prove that you're not a robot. The words were "fusible" and "19-year-old". After careful deliberation I concluded that the Internet was playing games with my head, so I continued with my login. FIS.

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December 17, 2009 at 4:54 pm by CrispyPotatos in - Stoner-Moment
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I was sitting down watching some television before I had to go christmas shopping and I realized I was hot because of the three layers of clothing I'm wearing. I stood up to remove my sweater and when I was standing I started thinking about how cold it was outside. After I started thinking about the cold I realized I would need a jacket since I'm going to go christmas shopping, and I put my jacket on and sat back down.

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December 17, 2009 at 4:49 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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A friend and I went down to my garage to smoke some stuff i had gotten from a new dealer. Turns out it was way danker than anything we had been smoking at the time. After we finished the practically pea-sized bowl, we found markers and pastels on the ground and immediately proceeded to draw on stuff. I was like, "FIS!"

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December 1, 2009 at 12:43 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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One day my boyfriend at the time and i smoked a blunt before going to go see Paranormal Activity and before we went into the theater we stopped by the dollar store to buy munchies...we were super chink eyed. i joked that he should act like a pterodactyl and parade around the store and he looked at me and smiled and started flapping his arms and walking reallly funny...i almost pissed my pants laughing and fell over. we were way too high to be out in public.

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December 1, 2009 at 9:59 am by lecatsmeow in - Stoner-Moment
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one of the first few times i smoked i smoked with my sister and we watched Babar the elephant and it just blew my mind. I couldn't fully understand what was going on but the fact that there was a cartoon elephant on the screen made me happy.

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December 1, 2009 at 9:56 am by lecatsmeow in - Stoner-Moment
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one night my two friends and i left this house we had been smoking a lot at to get some taco bell and when we got back we parked infront of the house and all sat there and ate our food...happily munching away we noticed somethings that looked like people in the driveway infront of us...paranoid as we were we all freaked out and we sat there hunched down, still eating, for about half an hour...we called these shadows the "tennis people" because they looked like two adults leaning against a car wearing tennis outfits...aka shorts, sweaters draped over shoulders...y'know. then we finally figured out that they were just shadows..

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December 1, 2009 at 9:55 am by lecatsmeow in - Bug-Out
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On the hunt to satisfy munchies after a good toke i made 2 pepperoni and butter sandwiches, a dijon mustard sandwich, grabbed cheese curls, walnuts, tortilla chips, chocolate chips....aka everything in sight..

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December 1, 2009 at 9:52 am by lecatsmeow in - Stoner-Moment
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So this one time, I was smoking in my friends car, and he had turned off the A/c because the lighter kept going out. So as we were hitting the bong, I kept sweating, and eventually, I realized...My face was melting, and i started freaking out, cause there was NO way my face could be sweating that much.

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November 30, 2009 at 8:59 am by HocusBogus in - Party
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sometimes when i smoke a lot i'll be sitting and i'll look down at myself and just feel and think i'm a crazy 3-d cartoon character, and i'll move my arms and legs like im some crazy stretch cartoon....

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November 29, 2009 at 3:37 am by lecatsmeow in - Stoner-Moment
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One time I was at this dude paul's hotel party with some friends, we smoked him out and he had never smoked before. It was really dank and he took huge rips. at the end of the night as we were all starting to pass out, one of my friends gets behind a curtain and starts to say (in a really high voice) "Paul I'm gonna get you, paul." Mr. Low-ass-tolerance starts to cry histaricly and take off his clothes and throws them around thinking there was a ghost in the room.

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November 27, 2009 at 1:12 am by andresisstoned in - Stoner-Moment
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Back in highschool me and my buddies used to skip class and get stoned in a nearby town where there was more stuff to do. The movie theatre was always closed so we'd hit up bulk barn and get a whole bunch of sweet munchies and head to future shop. We'd just sit on the couch in front of a display TV watching Planet Earth. Whenever an employee asked us if he could help us, we'd say: "No we're just fine" and continue munching out and watching planet earth. (that birds of paradise shit is TRIPPY)

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November 26, 2009 at 6:46 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I smoked and went on the computer for about 40 minutes afterward. Then I saw a 40 minute old status update that I remembered seeing before that moment, and was convinced I was psychic for a good 10 minutes until I realized I had read it when I first got on the computer and am indeed not psychic. FIS.

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November 25, 2009 at 11:27 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I went to the library really early today. I was extremely excited to come home, because my friend had some gifts for me. I was also excited to get high and tell Fuck I'm Stoned that I got new gifts. And man, I can't tell if that makes sense or not.

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November 24, 2009 at 8:56 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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So I was smoking some bomb weed at home before I went out to do errands. I then turned the oven on to bake some fries, when they where done I opened up the oven and forgot to put oven mitts on and grabbed the stone with my hand. I then a few seconds later scream in pain as my hand was burning on this stone, after putting it down I said "I can't believe I just did that". I ran my hand under cold water for a few seconds then ate my french fries because i had the munchies wicked bad. FIS

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November 24, 2009 at 9:18 am by nickrrr in - Stoner-Moment
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Me and my friends were really stoned on campus once and we were just sitting on this bench overlooking a busy stop light downtown and someone brought up seeing an owl and then someone brought up harry potter and we just talked about for the next 10 minutes how awesome it would be to fly around on broomsticks instead of cars. FIS.

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November 23, 2009 at 11:07 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I got home from buying a quarter oz and promptly lit one up. I figured I should hide the rest in different places in my room just in case my mom found some I'd still have some left. I hid all of it and then stood in the same spot for a few minutes trying to remember where I put it.

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November 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm by yerawizardharry in - Stoner-Moment
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after smoking a couple of bowls with some friends, we decided to chill and talk in the backyard. we were in the shade but part of my arm was in the sun.. it felt hot and kept getting hotter and hotter. i screamed because it felt like my arm was on fire so i licked my arm and i kept blowing on my arm. my friends laughed at me while i was freaking out. FIMS.

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November 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I got high at a friend's house party. She has these elephant statues. I laughed, flat out, for a full 20 minutes at them. I then had to go to work and I still couldn't stop laughing. Fuck, I was stoned.

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November 10, 2009 at 2:52 pm by Anonymous in - Party
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My friend had never smoked anything before and it was my birthday, so i bought a quarter oz and we had smoked about 5 bowls in when my friend says he has to piss, so about 15 minutes later he stumbles into my room with a look of confusedness on his face. He proclaims, "Dude that walk took forever, it's like i went to Hawaii". To this very day my bathroom is called Hawaii.

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November 3, 2009 at 2:07 am by Duhnali in - Stoner-Moment
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About 45 minutes after smoking up I went to the bathroom, and afterwards went to wash my hands. Getting to the sink I picked up my toothpaste instead of my soap and squeezed a small amount of toothpaste onto my hand, FIS.

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October 23, 2009 at 3:11 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Was on the way to a weed party in someones garden (someones dad driving). Stopped off at a petrol station for beers (8 of us.. all 17+dad) "Are you buying these minors alcohol, Sir?" the attendant asked. "They're my sons." the dad replied. Back in the car, the dad turned down a stella for a hit. We arrive, many joints go back and fourth, i fall asleep in someones garden, ruining the flowers. I am now known as Sleeping Beauty.

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October 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm by Anonymous in - Party
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the best thing i found out all week was that someone winterized my pot smoking hut at school. Fuck I'll Be Stoned All Winter

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October 21, 2009 at 11:20 pm by 709fourtwenty in - Outdoors
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One time I was going on a class trip. I decided to smoke a little before my friend's dad picked me up. I proceeded to get in the car as normally as I could. Keep in mind my friend is super tall and his dad is really fat. As we were driving I thought I was being escorted by a Bear and a Giant Stickbug.

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October 21, 2009 at 12:02 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I got smoked out by one of my friends one night. I got really stoned I couldn't function. Later that night, I knocked out. I had this dream where I was a little kid riding on my new scooter I got for Christmas. The dream was so vividly real. I started doing tricks on it, everything. I was on the street trying to hop up the curb. In the dream, I didn't jump. I hit the curb and face-planted on the sidewalk. At that instant, I woke up screaming, "Fuck! My scooter! MY FUCKING NOSE IS BLEEDING!" Turns out, I wasn't bleeding, my nose was just runny. FIS.

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October 21, 2009 at 3:42 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm really high right now (we are ordering pizza) and i went to write in Fuckimstoned.com... i then realized i was too fucking stoned to write in fuckimstoned.com. FUCK IM STONED. (pizza is good though)

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October 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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My friend and I were sitting on the floor in her basement, sparking a joint. Jimi Hendrix was playing on her record player. I put two and two together and I was like, "Dude. Do you know what our parents were doing when they were our age? Exactly what we're doing right now!"

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October 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I smoked a lot and after taking a shower I couldn't figure out why my hair was wet for a full ten minutes. FIS.

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October 15, 2009 at 1:23 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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One time, a few of my friends and I went to McDonalds (naturally) and ordered $30 worth of food. On the way back home, I was looking everywhere for sweet and sour sauce and exclaimed, "FUCK! WE'RE TURNING AROUND! WE LOST A SWEET AND SOUR!" My other friend said, "FUCK! AND A HONEY MUSTARD! FUCK!" I realized they were both in my lap. FIS.

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October 15, 2009 at 12:16 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I just walked like an Egyptian while coming back from Starbucks. All the way up my street. All the way into my hall. All the way into my dorm. FIS.

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October 14, 2009 at 8:55 pm by traceyrshadows in - Bug-Out
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Me and my friends were going to the football game and were smoking. for the whole night we talked in an english accent and told our other friends that they had to or we werent talking to them and they never did so we just talked to eachother.

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October 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was on a school trip and where were staying in a bad hotel. So my friend and i decided to hotbox in his bathroom. When I got back to my room, my roommates were not pleased and proceeded to lock me in the bathroom...with all their makeup, shampoo, everything. Needless to say I don't think they enjoyed my "conceptualist artwork"

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October 14, 2009 at 2:20 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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i have a 5 page paper to write and 3 chapters to read but i went to smoke first and am now too tired to function. FIS.

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October 14, 2009 at 1:18 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Just cleaned a gross-ass bathroom really well and didn't even mind, just kept humming along to the Dead.

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October 13, 2009 at 11:38 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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One time I was so stoned that I thought I couldn't breathe or talk and I was going to die. FIS.

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October 13, 2009 at 11:03 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was just making some food in the microwave, staring at the clock, waiting for the time to change. I then noticed that I forgot to push 'start' and I had been staring at '2:30' for five minutes. It's almost 11 at night...

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October 13, 2009 at 10:47 pm by traceyrshadows in - Stoner-Moment
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one time me and my boyfriend were fucking baked and all he had to eat in his apartment was a jar of marichino cherries and a bottle of vitamin gummy bears. i took the cherries he took the vitamins we both got the shits

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October 13, 2009 at 10:43 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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so me and my band we token at the park, it was dark. Anyway we were walking back and we heard foot steps so i stopped and was like did you guys hear that? Then my buddy yells demon and we all screem and start running. i soon realized it was our footsteps. Fuck we were stoned!

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October 13, 2009 at 10:34 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I've been smoking for quite a while know so I know that I shouldn't try and travel after I smoke. Well I was getting ready to go on Thanksgiving vacation and my roommate comes in an asks if I want to smoke and no one ever turns down a free smoke. A few minutes after the smoke I got on the subway to head to the bus station. I ended up at the library instead and boy was the security guard confused when I asked him where the buses were. "This is the library."

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October 13, 2009 at 10:33 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was really baked with my good friend, and we started to talk about cotton mouth and why it is called cotton mouth. We stated the obvious reasons why it's called that, and talked for about 5 minutes and then stopped. Then I started to taste my mouth, and I thought it tasted more like a biscuit than a mouth, and I sad, "Now I'm not sure why it's called cotton mouth. My mouth feels more like a biscuit. Dude I don't think I have cotton mouth, I think I have biscuit body."

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October 13, 2009 at 10:18 pm by j0dz in - Stoner-Moment
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One night my ex-boyfriend and I wanted to have sex after we'd just gotten really baked. He went into the kitchen and brought back cool whip to put on and lick off of me. He started kissing me and trying to fool around but I was too busy eating the cool whip with my hands to pay any attention to him. FIS.

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October 13, 2009 at 9:33 pm by neufvies in - Sex
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im really baked and i wanted to submit a story on fuckimstoned.com but i couldnt remember how to spell "stoned" and by the time i figured it out i got to the website and forgot what i was going to say. FIS.

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October 3, 2009 at 1:47 am by baconlover in - Stoner-Moment
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A friend and I were super baked and watching youtube videos. We decided to start looking for a good acoustic version of With Arms Wide Open. We started listening to one and I said "omg this is worse than creed!!". Turns out it was Creed. I called Creed worse than Creed.

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October 2, 2009 at 12:03 am by baconlover in - Stoner-Moment
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I was just outside, baked as shit having a cigarette and this really long haired decked out hippie chick on a longboard looked at me very seriously and raised her hand above her head and gave me a peace sign and just kept riding past me. It kind of blew my mind.

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September 14, 2009 at 6:17 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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After stopping by a friends house and smoking a joint on the way home from work one day, i had to stop at my tobacco store to get some cigarettes. This is were I always go so the guy that works there knows me fairly well. Well im fumbling around in my billfold looking for my debit card and i thought i found it, but instead i pulled out my library card to pay for my cigarettes. I was like Ooops-that wont work will it?! I know the guy was like yea shes gotta be fucking stoned, especially since thats where i always get my rolling papers too! i was quite embarrassed but also thought it was funny as hell!

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September 12, 2009 at 11:28 am by Anonymous in - Busted
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Freshman year of college I was really high and drunk and wanted some grilled cheese. The problem was I didn't have any pans or anything like that. I found two pieces of bread and string cheese, I was elated. All I had to do now was figure out how to cook it. I had the great idea of just turning on the electric range on the stove downstairs, waiting until it got red hot and putting everything on it. It didn't work so well, everything just burnt and melted all over the stove. Man, I really wanted some grilled cheese.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:47 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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A while ago my friends and I got very high and went to Outback Steakhouse to sate our immense appetites. When the waitress came to our table I glanced up and out of the corner of my eye, she looked like a cop. Her sort-of button-down shirt was the right shade, she wore a button that was sort of shiny like a badge, and she addressed our party with a deadpan "How are you folks doing tonight?" All those together with my impaired judgement convinced me that oh fuck this is a cop we're busted. I panicked and just stared at my menu. It wasn't until she got around to me for my order that I began to realize my mistake. I then breathed a sigh of relief and went on to consume one of those big onion flower things and about 5 mugs of root beer.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:42 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I called my dog Snoopy, even though that is decidedly not his name. I stood around for a while after that, contemplating this WTF moment. FIS.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:37 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Last night another friend and I were outside looking at a frog climbing the glass door after smoking out of a homemade bong. Then i notice another one sitting on top of a light. My friend ends up convincing me and himself that its actually just a fake frog and its part of the light. We were so confident that he used a broom to poke the fake frog and then it finally jumped. We both tweaked out and started laughing. Being quite stoned already we didn't know what we were laughing at when the guy whos house it was came out to see what was happening.

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September 12, 2009 at 12:33 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I was smoking weed with my friend today and it was his first time smoking. He was smoking the bong and took a huge rip, but then coughed into the bong. It sprayed bong water everywhere. I was so high all I could do was laugh as my friend was throwing up from coughing so hard. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 7:51 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FIS

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September 11, 2009 at 7:08 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Another time I was talking to my friend that works at a gas station. I bought some peanuts and decided to start throwing them out the open door, when a squirrel came walking up. I lured it into the store and it wandered around for a bit, before finding an Mmazing bar, which it then proceeded to put in its mouth and run out of the store.

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September 11, 2009 at 7:04 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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I was hanging out with 3 friends, and this was when we didnt have much of a tolerance and taking big bong rips of some really good weed, and we were tottally gone, so me and 2 other friends go upstairs to make some pizza, so we open the wrapper and put the pizza on the round wooden thing you put it on to put in the overn, well after we put it on the wood thing, we all held it up on our hands in a circle and just stared at the pizza and laughed at it for a good 15 minutes before relizing we had to put it into the oven

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September 11, 2009 at 7:04 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Me and two friends were out cruisin one night, and since we were out in the suburbs and it was a woody area, I got the feeling that we were in a horror movie. So I immediately told my friends that there was surely a werewolf out there, somewhere. About 15 minutes later, after having forgotten about that, a spurt of water suddenly hits the car, and I exclaim "DUDE, THE WEREWOLF JUST SPIT ON THE CAR." It was a sprinkler from the golf course we were driving by. FIS.

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September 11, 2009 at 5:40 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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