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Sitting here with a couple of blue cheese doobs when I realised: oh well now we've forgotten the story but it was going to be revolutionary

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February 13, 2014 at 12:07 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I mixed my weed with ground cloves and sweetgrass to make an herbal smoke and feel like a shaman and to conserve weed. Dont do that. So Ive been hitting herbal smoke from a gravity bong all day and my small amount of bud has lasted me even til now at 1:32 am. I did use all my kief the first half of the day though. Then I found out my girlfriend was planning on cheating on me on my birthday, which happens to be valentines day. So I took like eight gravity bong hits and I am an astronaut.

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February 7, 2014 at 1:34 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Totally hotboxing in a caravan!!!!! Time is the best thing

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February 6, 2014 at 5:10 pm by carafeun in - Bug-Out
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i watched wolf on wall street and then got driven home by my friends, and while we played starlight be superman brothers, i leant out the car window (my entire being) and proceeded to perform the song whilst in a 70mph wind. It was by far the most refreshing and invigorating experience i've had in my life. By the end of the journey, i felt a like new person ready to take on the world! I'm so stonedâ¦â¦

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February 5, 2014 at 8:53 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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So I don't smoke but I'm on heavy pain meds after literally breaking my back. Well I've been trying to ween myself off but due to pain had to take an extra dose. I somehow activated Google now while talking to myself about how high I am. This was the first page to pop up so here I am.

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February 5, 2014 at 6:46 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Just smoked a fat bowl that got me unexpectedly high. Now I'm on my way to school. Whew

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February 4, 2014 at 6:28 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Damn im too high i hear stuff thats not their but I LOV IT

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February 2, 2014 at 1:25 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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My buddy and I were at the Phish concert and we left our bud in the car. We thought we'd be okay with beers but of course when we were in the show we wanted to get high after intermission. We were sitting there and I said we need a pot fairy. This lady proceeded to sit down and roast a couple hitters with us. We dubbed her the pot fairy. A good time was had by all.

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February 1, 2014 at 11:15 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I was smoking some decent bud, and suddenly I start thinking, our bodies are vessels of love, time and soul.

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August 15, 2013 at 5:47 pm by alek2002 in - Stoner-Moment
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lol today I got smashed off that good stuff and was on the bus tripping BALLS! anywho, my heart started beating real fast cause I thought my bus was getting stretched like the one in Harry Potter 3 :o

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August 14, 2013 at 11:29 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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