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I’m just sitting here in a car zoned out listening to the music and feeling the vibrations but I can’t feel my legs. Fuck oil is great

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April 27, 2019 at 11:36 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm so fucking baked right now that I typed "I'm so fucking stoned" and came here.

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April 27, 2019 at 7:29 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Am I the only one who's laughing here?

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March 14, 2019 at 3:42 pm by Anonymous in - Newbies
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idk man but im fucking stoned

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March 6, 2019 at 9:28 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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This one time my buddy and I got stoned as and he basically became some dude from Texas who had a wife named Jenny and he thought some being was telling him when the world would end, except he's actually just some single nineteen year old from Ner Zerland

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February 7, 2019 at 2:53 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Chucked some spare DMT in a vape bowl with weed and kief, my brain is in multiple dimensions man

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January 14, 2019 at 12:56 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Just smoked for the second time out of my new percolator and I'm uh, really fuckin high like im on a cloud and im floating and shit woah fuck im so high and now i feel very comfy ahhhhh my god weed is good

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December 17, 2018 at 3:40 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm freaking high I couldn't see the earth as a whole

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December 14, 2018 at 12:54 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Im so fucking high i lkegit just thiught i was dead and i think i stil am hjoly dfucking shit my keybioard is sk load it looks lioke either im a giant or everything got really big this looks like fucking mario or minecraft holy shit mny eyes are too ucking red hioktkttyyy shit mann thius is so louuddddd

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November 30, 2018 at 3:13 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Chief I and fucminf zooted and not going to fix my selling errors because fuck if. I can type really fast what the e yuck this is fast the guy below me was right woab this is cool!! I fucking love my girlfriend.

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October 25, 2018 at 12:26 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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