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The "next page" link is too tiny for my sausage fingers!!! Mmm sausage

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March 16, 2016 at 11:08 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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So I type "I'm stoned" into Google and this is the first hit. Haha, hit. Been drinking and vaping and smoking and cleaning up. 45 yo white male. Good job. Love to smoke and make butter. Good luck don't eat everything in sight!!!!!

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March 16, 2016 at 2:36 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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Soo Im higher than the highest fuck, I am literally just sitting here listening to weird African music, whilst watching some sweeet porn, I came and I some on my hand, I licked it to try it, it was pretty weird tasted it again, WTF am I doing O

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March 13, 2016 at 8:52 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I stoned myself into a new era last night. I still feel high as fuck right now. I had my worst trip, ever. Hands down this shit was terrifying. Nothing was real and I couldn't talk and every noise was amplified and the worst part is that I was in the public park, and me being high as fuck thinks I'm being normal and I try to greet someone like a dumbass and I basically give away how stoned I am. They just looked at me and kept walking. I'm at church now, trying so desecrate pu to act normal. Maybe I can camp out in the bathroom

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March 13, 2016 at 10:23 am by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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My prom date got me a blue zone and we re heated it and it tasted like fluffy cloudy bread blue cheese and buffalo chikapowowow im gonna have diarrhea tomorrow

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March 9, 2016 at 11:30 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Oh fuck im so high... i feel my mind fucked and i find music hits me more high... and right now when i find this page and wish for writing my fuckimstoned comment... i find myself writing in comment section writing my awesome comment thats never gonna fuckin be showed on the front page... shit fuck this site gives me high...

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March 9, 2016 at 5:23 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Holy shit ok first of all I'm stoned right now while writing this in case you're wondering. My first time getting high was when we had edibles and watched trailer park boys (I know edibles bad first time idea) but anyway my friend who is in a tiger costume randomly starts jerking off on the floor making me and my other friend laugh so hard that we almost couldn't breath

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March 7, 2016 at 2:37 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Damn. I can feel gravity.

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March 5, 2016 at 10:52 pm by Anonymous in - Outdoors
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Holy shit, i cant stand up out of my chair, this is really tiring to type help

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March 5, 2016 at 7:17 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Well I smoked a bong some guy my brother knows gave me . And I'm fucked. Massive headache. Falling asleep playing fallout 4. AND I have the flu and strep throat. Lol. Shouldn't have smoked this shit man

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March 4, 2016 at 11:16 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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