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Dude I just smoked some fuckin SFC if any of yall know what that means lmao. im so blazed thT I F0UCKIN FLY AND SHIT

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April 13, 2018 at 2:47 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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High asf in the shower i think im melting or domething dude bc iiii am in the showerrv abd an ant bit my face

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April 8, 2018 at 10:33 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Im sitting here so high and I just relized that I can type pretty fast thats cool and I just realized I typed realized wront the first time lol This weed is so good

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April 5, 2018 at 11:27 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Fuck....I’m high as shit.....I can’t remember where this is going but yeah I’m stoned

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April 5, 2018 at 2:59 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I tried to get up to go to the bathroom and just didn't get up nopeee mmm

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April 1, 2018 at 2:30 am by Anonymous in - Newbies
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Two days ago, maybe, but anyway, I am baked at the present moment while writing this. So, basically I don't remember what I am typing this right now for....

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March 16, 2018 at 11:24 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I'm a stoner dragon, flying through the city, rolling up a joint and getting really trippy.

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February 23, 2018 at 10:21 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I am high as fuck guys and i feel like a fucking dragon, one that is drinking a carton of milk in the fields

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February 23, 2018 at 10:21 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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Bro I had like nine bowls a joint and a bottle of That good Makers 46 Bourbon and I’m so high I’m yelling at myself for lying because I’m not high but I’m high but like my brain is like you lie all the time when you’re high and I’m like so yeah that means I’m high... wait no it doesn’t im a truther when I’m stoned I’m obviously stoned and then he was like naaah son kodak Black is gay and I wan like NAHHHH

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February 10, 2018 at 8:01 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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wait my hands feel wet for no reason and are under my skin and yung lean sounds really angelic

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February 8, 2018 at 1:06 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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