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I feel like my eyes are really slippery in my eye sockets. Wowza I am one stoned ass lookin' ass motherfucker

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June 21, 2016 at 9:52 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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We thought there was a dog but there was not

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June 21, 2016 at 1:29 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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smoked two fat joints with some bubble gum kush... this shit has be glued to my seat lolll yung lean sounds fucking dope

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June 13, 2016 at 12:56 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Eat twizzlers. And hot cheese popcorn. Delicious munchies mmm hahaha Lucid Trees.. Got here by typing I'm stoned in google becauee my vision was zoning. B)

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June 10, 2016 at 6:15 pm by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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I smoked all my weed and im high as fuck. Sitting here with 20$ and debating if i should save for more weed or go to mcdonalds and order eeeeverything. Hahahaha idk what to do help

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June 8, 2016 at 7:49 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Im high as fuck right now i took 5 hydrocodone and smoked 2 blunts and i dont think i can even walk right now

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June 4, 2016 at 11:59 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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I made mac and cheese nachos.

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June 4, 2016 at 1:58 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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Im fucking in a notha world my nuggas. trippin ball

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June 3, 2016 at 1:23 am by Anonymous in - Stoner-Moment
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i gotta find a job and make money, gotta pay rent and i smoke 3 blunts, now my day is all good. no stress just relaxing, ill get that job. i have blueberries orange juice brownies and carrots right next to me. i wanted to tell you how high i am. thank you.

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June 2, 2016 at 8:09 pm by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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For me, lighting a J is like scratching an itch.

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June 2, 2016 at 5:10 am by Anonymous in - Bug-Out
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